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the-middleman
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Re: Core sux

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hamsate wrote:was it just for the purpose of showing Arm sucked?
just that
123vtemp
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People who really like to lead their men, and have fun, typically play Arm because core is generally to slow to do any thing but gather dust.
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I am horrified! The middleman is obviously a noob, because:

1. There was no support for the sumo.
2. There was no use of bombers upon that sumo.
3. The sniper was uncloaked.
4. The sniper was alone. There was only 1 sniper.
5. There was no gauss.
6. There were no janii.

Other than that, it was CA. So I cant say much more about it. Nice work on the comic. Its purpose was fuddled by unclear thought, however.

Do you really need ME to prove to YOU that sumos suck? Sumos are SLOW. SLOWNESS means you have 10 times more time to kill it. Slowness means I can kill it with rockets. ROCKETS. THEY DO NOT HOME ON STUFF. Slowness also implies that units with longer range and slightly more speed can EASILY kill it. Bombers are also a viable option.

With snipers:

1. YOU CANNOT SEE US LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2. You get deader in less shots
3. You get awesome skirmishing action

Sumos are boring. You right click in the middle of the enemy's base and watch what happens, or lack thereof. With snipers, you actually use them with skills. Skillfulness. There is an opportunity to use human intelligence. There is an opportunity for TACTICS.
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Do not think that I forgot about your Liches that "phyre nooks". I planned to put them into my comic strip to ridicule you and your pathetic ARM even more. But since the making of that comic took me hours and I got bored I simply skipped that part.

It was supposed to go like this
- Arm comm is like "shit now im gonna get it with nooks"
- Arm comm starts building T2 airport
- Arm comm is stalling
- Arm comm is like "wtf! why am I stalling? whats wrong with my mexes"
- Arm mexes are chilling out with jamaican hats and joints n stuff. Not working
And then the part with the Dgunning comes

Really!

But it was getting late and I thought that jamaican mex joke was really really lame
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This is funny, but my arguments still hold. I could make the same comic for Core Sucks, and it would not be as funny, because core really does suck.
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Funny, such unbalance Tribulex is presenting isn't how I remember things being... Oh that's right, I play CA where things actually are balanced :wink:

Which is why I think both ARM and CORE are equally playable, just with their own tacticts, and that's how it's supposed to be, right? But that's no fun, gotta pick a side, so... ARM sux.

I was going to quote the starting post and disprove every point in it, but actually now that I think about it, I'm too lazy. Let's just point out a few facts.

1. Arm is weak.
2. Arm is gay.

I could go into detail, but really, that sums it up.
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So is your face
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rattle wrote:So is your face
Oh snap! So are your insults.
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At least I can work on them
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I prefer to work on your mom
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Tribulexrenamed
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Core uses heavy armor to make itself feel good, but with units like the penetrator, sniper, and maverick, it does not matter. Also, tornados are WAYYYY better than voodoos.
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Comp1337 wrote:I prefer to work on your mom
Lol, Grandma objects to this idea. She thinks you don't deserve the MILF, but her instead and refuses to wait her turn.
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Machiosabre wrote:Image
Lol, but core does not have that safety connection. Core's head just flies off and explodes. Arm is prepared!
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Man Tribulex I cant wait to pwn your sorry arm ass ingame. In CA game that is.
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123vtemp wrote:People who really like to lead their men, and have fun, typically play Arm
...and people who like to win play CORE.

Really, arm is made of sissy sniper tactics, gay emp and stealth. Real Men play CORE and meet the enemy head on, knowing the cowardly arm can't match the sheer strength of CORE!

Heh, could be fun to divide the (*A) playerbase into arm and CORE, and disallow mixed teams. :P
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Tribulex wrote:Maverick. ..... All that damage your think you did with your BFTs failed, because my army is completely and automatically refreshed.
Gollies pwn Mavericks in 1 shot. Heal that :-P
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Rule 34 on core vs. arm anyone?
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the-middleman
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Hell no!
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Panda wrote:
Comp1337 wrote:I prefer to work on your mom
Lol, Grandma objects to this idea. She thinks you don't deserve the MILF, but her instead and refuses to wait her turn.
Ill take both
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