This is all wrong, so very wrong.
I'm shocked, I thought the Spring community was better than this!
I have known a great many women in my lifetime (not intimately, but as friends) and many women are nice people.
Women tend to be more impulsive, more materialistic and more socially adept than men. This isn't a bad thing, it's just a different makeup.
I note that no women seem to have posted in this thread. That doesn't surprise me. They have to be used to this sort of utter... rubbish. After all, you primates would probably just flame them.
Mods, maybe you ought to delete this thread... I can't see anything good coming out of it.
Relations with women-folk: Are they worth it?
Moderator: Moderators
aaah... this is my territory... talk abaut women
FACT number 1: nice girl will brake your heart harder
FACT number 2: women who give u her strawberry (or choclate) pie on first day u see... are not good for real relationship (but just have sex its ok)
RULE number 1: dont i say DONT let any girl limit your daily routines (this will slowly consume u and u will turn into zombie)
(i'll give u more when i remember more of em)
FACT number 1: nice girl will brake your heart harder
FACT number 2: women who give u her strawberry (or choclate) pie on first day u see... are not good for real relationship (but just have sex its ok)
RULE number 1: dont i say DONT let any girl limit your daily routines (this will slowly consume u and u will turn into zombie)
(i'll give u more when i remember more of em)
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Forboding Angel
- Evolution RTS Developer
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Listen to Uncle steve lads.
Theres 1 simple rule that governs the sucess or failure of any relationship with any lady, and that is you're ability to,
Learn, memorise and frequently use the phrase,
"Yes Dear"
It doesnt get more simple than that ^^
Learn this phrase and you too will be free of relationship trouble for all eternity A-Men.
Theres 1 simple rule that governs the sucess or failure of any relationship with any lady, and that is you're ability to,
Learn, memorise and frequently use the phrase,
"Yes Dear"
It doesnt get more simple than that ^^
Learn this phrase and you too will be free of relationship trouble for all eternity A-Men.
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PauloMorfeo
- Posts: 2004
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Hmm, those pictures seem to have gone away. But, i don't remember seeing anyone in the monstruosity section of «sex will never happen».Sheekel wrote:... Im 16.
... Sex is...well...never gonna happen (look at my pic in "Post your pic thread"). ...
Also, that feelings are very, and i mean very, common in males of 14~17. That is the time when males faces start to swarm with pimpels(?) which for women tends to seems like if we have contagious lepressy.
Also, females of 17 already look pretty much like a mature woman while a male of 17 is quite far away from it's maturity (that is why it is said, mostly by weomans, that they mature faster. I can argue that that is not true, that we just have to mature more than them. A Spring game of version 0.7 isn't necessarily less evolved than some other game just because it is at version 1.0, it just means that Spring hasn't yet finished it's development.)
There is also the facts of offer and search, as in market rules which allows them to dictate most of the rules in they're favour (of course we would also like to be having chances at super babes of 22 when we were 18. But the market is definetly not in our favour).
Then there are social effects.
Then there is the fact that woemans don't regulate well from the head. All those hormones beeing released to the brain in variating cycles fucks their brains up.
Anyway, think carefully. Why are you having contact with girls? If they were boys, would you put up with all the craps you complain about? Wouldn't you just move on to other relations? Are you sure you don't have an, almost, inconcious urge to keep close, something that is driving you to have contact with them?
This is why i think that masturbation is underrated. After the sexual pressure is gone, we look at girls with diferent eyes. We are not to put up with crap from them anymore (which, ridicoulously, ends up making us more apealing to them), we don't are so irracional near them anymore (thus behaving better), we start to look for more deeper things in them.
Or just learn to accept that you have contact with girls not because you can't choose other friends but because you have a fascination for them and a urge to keep close to them.
By the way, where do you live?
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BlackLiger
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Rule 1: Girls usually don't like to be told what to do. Like...go get me my shirt. THats a no no. I hate being ordered around, but I like doing things for people. All they need to do is ask and I will do it. But I don't like being order around.
Rule 2: ALWAYS TAKE HER SIDE. Be supportive even when she is being irrational, a bitch, or angry or else she will turn it all on you. Like someone said before:
Girl: I hate that Sara chick. Shes so annoying.
Incorrect: I dunno, maybe you should give her a second chance.
Correct: Yeah that stupid bitch, I hope she dies.
Rule 3: Don't smother. Enough said. Don't be over protective or clingy.
Rule 4: Don't flirt, if you have to don't do it shamelessly.
Rule 5: Honestly is healthy when it won't get you a slap in the face.
Rule 5:
Rule 2: ALWAYS TAKE HER SIDE. Be supportive even when she is being irrational, a bitch, or angry or else she will turn it all on you. Like someone said before:
Girl: I hate that Sara chick. Shes so annoying.
Incorrect: I dunno, maybe you should give her a second chance.
Correct: Yeah that stupid bitch, I hope she dies.
Rule 3: Don't smother. Enough said. Don't be over protective or clingy.
Rule 4: Don't flirt, if you have to don't do it shamelessly.
Rule 5: Honestly is healthy when it won't get you a slap in the face.
Rule 5:
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GrOuNd_ZeRo
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Irony it seems, made me lose my virginity to a Sara lol, go figure.
Sex is over-rated really, a good session of masturbation can be alot more pleasurable, when I turned 18 and finally had sex I was disapointed really, it was a new experience but not really what I thought it would be.
Claire summed it up quite well and I also recommend a tomboy for men that can't tolerate women that constantly crave attention, just know that the Tomboy phase wil fade a few years into the marriage but that's only from my own experience.
The only thing that is good about a relationship is the companionship you have, make sure you have something in common before you start a relationship, and don't think because she likes sex or is semi-interested in things you like that she is the one, she has to have things in common with you that people normally don't have in common with you.
Sex is over-rated really, a good session of masturbation can be alot more pleasurable, when I turned 18 and finally had sex I was disapointed really, it was a new experience but not really what I thought it would be.
Claire summed it up quite well and I also recommend a tomboy for men that can't tolerate women that constantly crave attention, just know that the Tomboy phase wil fade a few years into the marriage but that's only from my own experience.
The only thing that is good about a relationship is the companionship you have, make sure you have something in common before you start a relationship, and don't think because she likes sex or is semi-interested in things you like that she is the one, she has to have things in common with you that people normally don't have in common with you.
hmm, I don't think anyone has said this bit of advice yet...
if you're having "problems with the womenfolk," then stop having problems with them, as in don't even pursue relationships until you figure out why they are not going your way.
Oh, disclaimer:
if you're having "problems with the womenfolk," then stop having problems with them, as in don't even pursue relationships until you figure out why they are not going your way.
Oh, disclaimer:
BlackLiger wrote:Rule 1 of life: Don't take you're advice on women from a bunch of computer geeks.
Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
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Deathblane
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Or maybe a lot of posters never grew up.
Taken from the Internet Oracle.
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Oh mighty Oracle, so wise and all-knowing, whose knowledge and
> wisdom are known throughout the land, I come before thee with a
> question that has plagued me for a time, and half a time again.
> What is the secret to understanding women?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Lack of understanding between men and women is a common problem.
} Luckily for you, The Oracle has come along to explain it all.
}
} Men are simple beasts, they like food, sex, and shiny toys.
} When they want something, they'll ask for it, usually in a short
} sentence of simple words, for example
} "I'm hungry" means they're hungry.
} "I'm horny" means they want sex.
} "I want to play (some computer game)" means they want to play with
} their shiny toys.
}
} Women are also simple beasts, they like food, sex, and shiny toys.
} When they want something, they will drop subtle hints, sometimes
} verbal code, sometimes using body-language cues, sometimes via mental
} telepathy. For example
} "Isn't is getting dark early these days" means I'm hungry, let's eat
} "Isn't it getting dark early these days" means I'm horny, let's go to
} bed early tonight
} "Isn't it getting dark early these days" means it's a long time since
} you bought me a shiny toy
}
} Men, simple beasts that they are, take all 3 of the above as a comment
} on the advancing season, or an invitation to discuss the astronomical
} basis for variation in day length.
}
} Meanwhile women, accustomed as they are to speaking in code, assume
} men do the same.
}
} So, his "I'm hungry" gets interpreted by her as "your ass looks very
} fat today" or "I'd like to have sex with that woman over there" or even
} "my hovercraft is full of eels". Strangely, the more innocent, direct
} and obvious a comment, the more likely it is to be interpreted as some
} subtle insult. She takes offence, he notices and asks "what's wrong?"
} to which she replies "nothing". There ensues an escalating exchange
} during which she continues to deny anything is wrong while getting more
} and more angry at him for failing to apologise for the 'insult'.
} Meanwhile, he knows she is angry, and gets more and more frustrated at
} her refusal to tell him why.
}
} And so it continues, generation after generation.
} Men still aren't mind-readers, and women are still mad at them for it.
} 'Twas ever thus, and ever shall it be.
}
} You owe The Oracle a female-to-English dictionary.
And me, too, for giving you the answer.
Taken from the Internet Oracle.
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Oh mighty Oracle, so wise and all-knowing, whose knowledge and
> wisdom are known throughout the land, I come before thee with a
> question that has plagued me for a time, and half a time again.
> What is the secret to understanding women?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Lack of understanding between men and women is a common problem.
} Luckily for you, The Oracle has come along to explain it all.
}
} Men are simple beasts, they like food, sex, and shiny toys.
} When they want something, they'll ask for it, usually in a short
} sentence of simple words, for example
} "I'm hungry" means they're hungry.
} "I'm horny" means they want sex.
} "I want to play (some computer game)" means they want to play with
} their shiny toys.
}
} Women are also simple beasts, they like food, sex, and shiny toys.
} When they want something, they will drop subtle hints, sometimes
} verbal code, sometimes using body-language cues, sometimes via mental
} telepathy. For example
} "Isn't is getting dark early these days" means I'm hungry, let's eat
} "Isn't it getting dark early these days" means I'm horny, let's go to
} bed early tonight
} "Isn't it getting dark early these days" means it's a long time since
} you bought me a shiny toy
}
} Men, simple beasts that they are, take all 3 of the above as a comment
} on the advancing season, or an invitation to discuss the astronomical
} basis for variation in day length.
}
} Meanwhile women, accustomed as they are to speaking in code, assume
} men do the same.
}
} So, his "I'm hungry" gets interpreted by her as "your ass looks very
} fat today" or "I'd like to have sex with that woman over there" or even
} "my hovercraft is full of eels". Strangely, the more innocent, direct
} and obvious a comment, the more likely it is to be interpreted as some
} subtle insult. She takes offence, he notices and asks "what's wrong?"
} to which she replies "nothing". There ensues an escalating exchange
} during which she continues to deny anything is wrong while getting more
} and more angry at him for failing to apologise for the 'insult'.
} Meanwhile, he knows she is angry, and gets more and more frustrated at
} her refusal to tell him why.
}
} And so it continues, generation after generation.
} Men still aren't mind-readers, and women are still mad at them for it.
} 'Twas ever thus, and ever shall it be.
}
} You owe The Oracle a female-to-English dictionary.
And me, too, for giving you the answer.
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Deathblane
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That's actually one fo the better male/female things I've seen on the net.
