BBC iPlayer and US Copywrite Law

[KaiserJ]

You tried to use high-bandwidth content over the slowest network out there?

well pardon me for being a nub and wanting to watch some diseased prostitutes blossom into talented young actors

so um. what do i do to pretend to be from the USA with a reasonable connection speed

[Neddie]

You don't. We don't have decent connection speeds.