Bayonetta

[Panda]

Yes!!! and when you kill them you collect halos like currency... Though admittedly they are a little less fluffy Christmas angel and more "hard-core ready to fight the final battle at Megiddo" angels... though there are these cute fluffy puffball angels... who you get to kill when you are learning the foot shooting in the face move...

Lol.

[SinbadEV]

Yes!!! and when you kill them you collect halos like currency... Though admittedly they are a little less fluffy Christmas angel and more "hard-core ready to fight the final battle at Megiddo" angels... though there are these cute fluffy puffball angels... who you get to kill when you are learning the foot shooting in the face move...

Lol.

Hey smoth, your girlfriend just Lolled me. sorry Panda, I'm taken.

[Panda]

I got to look at the Bayonetta game! It's awesome. When she jumps she has butterfly wings and when she fights she can hit the enemies with her gun. She also fought this creature that looked like a 2-headed dragon with a big sleeping face on its belly. Bayonetta's clothes look like they're shimmering after the reappear on her after she does a super attack in which she is initially left wearing only what looks like a swimsuit. She can also jump up into the air and stomp on the ugly angels with her magic foot kicking move. I really like how she can do roundhouse and swing kicks in which she fires bullets out of the bottom of her shoe and when the ugly angels appear and it's time to own up on them flowers grow and butterflies appear where ever she lands when she's ready to attack.

SinbadEV, I think that fluffy, puffball Christmas angel decorations are kind of cute!

[Panda]

I got to play Bayonetta again and was doing a great job of spanking the angels and pulling off all sorts of combos and tourcher attacks when, suddenly, I was attacked by this titan of a wicked angel. The creature climbed up out of a valley and my character started to cast spells and attack it! Finally, when it was just about to die, it tried to grab Bayonetta's butt so her hair transformed into this huge black dragon and chewed off it's head while Bayonetta posed in her bikini! God wills it!

[Caydr]

Sounds like a scantily-clad, impossibly-proportioned Alucard.

I saw screenshots of this game a while ago, it was getting burned on a forum because her body is so ridiculously out of proportion, and it's a Sega game besides that. I didn't expect to hear that it was any good.

When geeks say your female game character is too leggy, that's when I get concerned.

edit: After google found me some screenshots, I have to say, I think they've actually found exactly the bottom of the uncanny valley. Her legs are 2/3 of her height, and her head is like a webcam sitting on a 50" widescreen. They added so many sexy points the buffer overflowed and she's a -65,536.

[Das Bruce]

Sorry, but that's not a buffer overflow.

[Sleksa]

Bayonetta got some nice reviews on Japan where it is already released, but the game have yet to capture my interest.

It's not to say the game is bad but so far, all I know about Bayonetta (the game) is:

She fights half-naked within a bodysuiit make of her own hair.

You can play the game one-handed if you wish.

Of course, the game may have amazing properties besides their one-hand, flesh exposing gameplay but this is yet to be relevead. I have not against some good fanservice but I can only hope there is something more betsides stripping fatalities and pole-dancing executions.

http://nerfnow.com/comic/232

[smoth]

I don't see how that is possible.... you have to move a lot.