Awesome Unicorns

[TradeMark]

So... the link I posted seems to be dead now. Here's the picture:

LOL

[triton]

Thats a nice pink Unicorn xD

[zwzsg]

I wish it were more invisible though.

[AF]

You guys honestly didnt think that an animal with a very hard long appendage wouldnt gain interest somewhere?

[Caydr]

Give it up, do you want us to believe the stereotypes or not AF? It's damn hard to keep track anymore...

[Panda]

You guys honestly didnt think that an animal with a very hard long appendage wouldnt gain interest somewhere?

Unicorn stories say that they can only been seen by beautiful maidens.

[AF]

Stereotypes have nothing to do with it. If something is long hard and pointy there's a porno of it somewhere. Im not talking rule 34 type, I mean epic mounds of it type.

[Neddie]

You guys honestly didnt think that an animal with a very hard long appendage wouldnt gain interest somewhere?

Unicorn stories say that they can only been seen by beautiful maidens.

Or that they can only be ridden by maidens. Or by virgins, regardless of physical form.

[Panda]

I heard that some legends said that the lady has to be pure of heart in order to see a unicorn.

[KDR_11k]

AAAAAAALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU

[Pxtl]

I heard that some legends said that the lady has to be pure of heart in order to see a unicorn.

We know what "pure of heart" means in those legends. Same thing everybody else is saying: pure of hymen.

[bobthedinosaur]

back in the day, it used be the way to catch a unicorn was to tie a virgin to a tree and wait for the unicorn to come and you know...

[Panda]

pure of hymen.

That doesn't work if the virgin doesn't have a hymen, not all virgins do.

[zwzsg]

Not all virgins get to see unicorns either.