Team died messages!

[lurker]

(%s) only knows how to make derivative, unfunny statements.

[Elkvis]

Team X bathed with the toaster
Team X has a date with St Peter
Team X is currently unavailable, if you would like to leave a message X will get back to you as soon as possible.
Team X has left the building
Team X; good job, no really. Thanks.

[hoijui]

(%s) is now an uebermensch
(%s) was double plus good
(%s) will be recycled
(%s) is myth busted
(%s) entered a new cycle of the eternal recurrence
(%s) was detected by big brother, and is now reintegrated
(%s) ate propper white bread
(%s) hit the roll
(%s) started to work as shoe seller
(%s) got lost in the quantum sea
(%s) surprised and hit hard with the burned soil tactic

[YokoZar]

%s lost the game

[TheFatController]

Bump!

It's never too late to add more stupid messages to team died event.

Current list:
http://pastebin.com/f3dbab8df

[BrainDamage]

(%s) is now a forum regular
(%s) achieved enlightement
(%s) is having an out-of-body experience
(%s) went fishing, it's the bait
(%s) needs a new hobby
(%s) is now a real life addict
(%s) has now time to invent a new team death message

[1v0ry_k1ng]

(%s) forgot to close the curtains and buy a dog
(%s) hadn't heard that the bird is the word
(%s) made too many Gaurdians
(%s) accidently the whole game
(%s) dog got punted over a fence
(%s) failed like babby
(%s) should go back to gold farming

[Gota]

I'v allowed myself to use some of the better ones in SA.
Here are mine:

didn't collect enough coins;
played versus Chris Taylor;
didn't use Old Spice;
thought he could fly;
tried to make an advanced fusion;
was carried away by the Valkyries;
took the stairway to heaven;
Went down the rabbit hole;
had an alien burst out of his chest;
had bad karma.
didn't spot the atlas;

[CarRepairer]

Team X lost all his units and according to the rules of the game that means he's dead.

[hoijui]

will study war no more
is free at last!
has overcome his ego
donated his mind to the core
has faced and overcome both dark and bright and is now free
tried to play spring with an ATI card
has decided to become a hippie
interprets death as a transitional state, rather then the end
feels guilty to leave his comrades in the most bitter of hours
thinks it is more healthy to have a walk outside
joined the purists
took life too serious
started to study economics

[Sausage]

was assimilated by the Borg.
has..err... a faulty mouse!
is being punished by karma for being a pedophile.

[Blue_Falcon]

Someone used cheats on Team%i (%s);

How about some different orders, huh?

Team%i (%s) just got 1000 posts;
Team%i (%s) died;
Nobody protected Team%i (%s)'s commander;
Team%i (%s) is a native speaker of 1337;

[sciguy]

pressed the red button
discovered the source of the beeping too late
knew too much
still uses floppy disks

[Wombat]

had lags, broken mouse, phone etc.
got pimped
needs more dt

[sciguy]

tried to divide by zero
crossed Chuck Norris
thought the alarm was the lunch call
couldn't figure out why the missile/bomb was getting bigger

[Wombat]

cut wrong wire

[sciguy]

mistook the dynamite for a candle
had the rocket launcher backwards
thought the green water was soda

[Blue_Falcon]

looked at the sun through their telescope
nearly had that nuke done
"forgot" to build anti-air
figured T2 should be able to kill any peewee spam
thought that krogoth was theirs
NEARLY won
will now sulk
didn't know the game had started
only wanted to see an explosion
porced air
would've won if they hadn't been attacked so early

[sciguy]

mis-understood the phrase "self-destruct"

thought cyanide was prounounced "see-a-nide", and would give them night vision

forgot the Alamo

[Zahav]

Learned that E=MC^2 the hard way.

regrets not buying insurance.

didn't get a bailout.