Is there not a single newcomer out there
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Is there not a single newcomer out there
who wants to post his/her game idea?
Nubs are so lazy these days.
Nubs are so lazy these days.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
I have heaps. Most of them just aren't for Spring.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
So do I, but i need a nub postin. so i cant get toastin.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
I could like, pretend to be a newcomer and give a ridiculous game "design" document if that makes you feel better?
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
Sure, lets test the pasta. If we cant have fresh meat, we can at least syringsert some meathadon!Hoi wrote:I could like, pretend to be a newcomer and give a ridiculous game "design" document if that makes you feel better?
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
gimme a few more weeks
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
iam announcing mah announcement!KaiserJ wrote:gimme a few more weeks
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
by the power of grayskull !
I CALL YOU DEWALDT !
I CALL YOU DEWALDT !
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
Nouncin maah geym!
Need programmers, artists, writers, designers.
Achieved so far
- Pathfinding (A*)
Need programmers, artists, writers, designers.
Achieved so far
- Pathfinding (A*)
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
RECENT ADVANCES:
- got picture of map i wont shop coz its uber secret !
- got picture of map i wont shop coz its uber secret !
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
wut the hell is a uv map?!?!?!?
(Am I doing this right? :D)
(Am I doing this right? :D)
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
its complicated - or was it deprecated- never mind.
Every unit has homeadvantage on one map- this is called the UV-Map (Unique Values Map) - so you need to take the map it shall have homeadvantage on (for this tutorial lets take small-divide) and plug it right into the unit - there is button for it in UP-yours-Spring you will cope. Now go, and do your thing.
srsly, i need a nub, to test the pasta. As no volunteer shows up.. behold..
I see what you posted there.
You want us to realize your genious game idea.
So you want us to bet a whole year of workforce, in that battle against your idea?
I accept this challenge. Moar brilliant idea i choose you.
My idea is a shooter, with just one level, three weapons, and only slightly altered player-physics.
How that is brilliant? How this can win?
Well, for once, the players will be able to do a "hunt-jump" with there right-mouseclick, enabling them to do suprise-attacks, while sailing through the air.
Thats not original, has been done before, you say?
Wait till i get going. Where was I, oh, yes there are three weapons in my sky-castle-game, one beeing a sniper, you must hold leftmousekey to charge it up, using the "jump-energy" to fire.
Has been done allready? Curse it, this way im going to loose, having to do your game...
There is a second gun, i call the exponential, it starts firing one bullet per halfsecond, doubleraising the raisins-rain per 0.5-second.
Third... this time, its a rocketlauncher, whos rockets can be timered to work as grenades.
OMG, i see now, im clearly out of my league, you beat me, guess im not that original and that brilliant after all.
Oh, one last thing the level.
The Level is one big Pit with lava below, its played in team Games, were the home bases are on elevators facing each other. Am i good yet? Wait, wait its not all lost.
Remember the movie Cube? I ll take one of those Cubes, and i take the concept out of Tetris, banging those ideas together.
Suddenly, the team, that holds the flag on the highest Cube is able to drop Cubecombinations from the sky, getting points.
Now, look at your idea, look at mine, look at yours, back at mine. Notice the difference.
What? Why the long face?
I didnt even told you about the traps, dropable addons yet.
Why suddenly so white, shivering, eyeing for the close tab button?
Guess, beeing the old bastard i am, and the apprentice you are, you know what now follows... Hard, earning scholar years.
Your idea is now mine, i won it fair and square. So is your lazy Ass, and your workforce for one year.
Now were do we get started? Oh, yes, smell that. Thats the forgotten Filesfolder on github. The Pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/archive
Those devs, never ever clean up in years, they just move place of operation if the mess piles up to high.
So here is a zipfolder, filled with dirty tgas, phlailing models, and horrible beginners code. DIS-GUSTING! Horrible!
I want you to clean this up, and dont forget to use the small eraser brush in ms-paint, to get into the corners.
Now, go, you ve been beaten fair and square. If you finnish, i may teach you some tricks, and tell you one day how you lost this one.
Cann i have cheese with my pasta?
Only you can prevent f.a.q.gots from posting the same firestarters allover. Post your pasta today.
Every unit has homeadvantage on one map- this is called the UV-Map (Unique Values Map) - so you need to take the map it shall have homeadvantage on (for this tutorial lets take small-divide) and plug it right into the unit - there is button for it in UP-yours-Spring you will cope. Now go, and do your thing.
srsly, i need a nub, to test the pasta. As no volunteer shows up.. behold..
I see what you posted there.
You want us to realize your genious game idea.
So you want us to bet a whole year of workforce, in that battle against your idea?
I accept this challenge. Moar brilliant idea i choose you.
My idea is a shooter, with just one level, three weapons, and only slightly altered player-physics.
How that is brilliant? How this can win?
Well, for once, the players will be able to do a "hunt-jump" with there right-mouseclick, enabling them to do suprise-attacks, while sailing through the air.
Thats not original, has been done before, you say?
Wait till i get going. Where was I, oh, yes there are three weapons in my sky-castle-game, one beeing a sniper, you must hold leftmousekey to charge it up, using the "jump-energy" to fire.
Has been done allready? Curse it, this way im going to loose, having to do your game...
There is a second gun, i call the exponential, it starts firing one bullet per halfsecond, doubleraising the raisins-rain per 0.5-second.
Third... this time, its a rocketlauncher, whos rockets can be timered to work as grenades.
OMG, i see now, im clearly out of my league, you beat me, guess im not that original and that brilliant after all.
Oh, one last thing the level.
The Level is one big Pit with lava below, its played in team Games, were the home bases are on elevators facing each other. Am i good yet? Wait, wait its not all lost.
Remember the movie Cube? I ll take one of those Cubes, and i take the concept out of Tetris, banging those ideas together.
Suddenly, the team, that holds the flag on the highest Cube is able to drop Cubecombinations from the sky, getting points.
Now, look at your idea, look at mine, look at yours, back at mine. Notice the difference.
What? Why the long face?
I didnt even told you about the traps, dropable addons yet.
Why suddenly so white, shivering, eyeing for the close tab button?
Guess, beeing the old bastard i am, and the apprentice you are, you know what now follows... Hard, earning scholar years.
Your idea is now mine, i won it fair and square. So is your lazy Ass, and your workforce for one year.
Now were do we get started? Oh, yes, smell that. Thats the forgotten Filesfolder on github. The Pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/archive
Those devs, never ever clean up in years, they just move place of operation if the mess piles up to high.
So here is a zipfolder, filled with dirty tgas, phlailing models, and horrible beginners code. DIS-GUSTING! Horrible!
I want you to clean this up, and dont forget to use the small eraser brush in ms-paint, to get into the corners.
Now, go, you ve been beaten fair and square. If you finnish, i may teach you some tricks, and tell you one day how you lost this one.
Cann i have cheese with my pasta?
Only you can prevent f.a.q.gots from posting the same firestarters allover. Post your pasta today.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
My brain hurts.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
The pain will give way, to shame and anger. You might as well join a brain-raped counceling group.
srsly, i was nice and gentle, almost supra-nice, and pushed throught the wordmeltdown-filter that is the inter-nano-tubes essence, i was actually "suprise"
srsly, i was nice and gentle, almost supra-nice, and pushed throught the wordmeltdown-filter that is the inter-nano-tubes essence, i was actually "suprise"
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
sometimes even a brain needs it... getting desperat.
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
this is worth reading.PicassoCT wrote:The Pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/archive
looks like makers of porn sites have trouble with their layouts and scripts too, just like regular humans.
also lol at the number of files with some sort of account data Oo
Re: Is there not a single newcomer out there
the only data security on the internet is the human lazyness to avoid digging through piles of files