Yes, thats great advice. Never thought about it that way, a completely new perspective.
Never occured to me that One Liners like "You look great, even with that makeup and tears smeared allover the face, after our little rapeccident." might not be the way of choice to hit it off.
Got to wright that down.
"[x]Talking first." Any other advice? Keep them coming guys.
[ ]How about "Showing interest in other persons?" No, thats too exotic, if she wants a relationship with me, she has to adapt, learn to live in the shade that is the 2dimensional stoneroofed crawlspace below mount geek.
[X]How about smiling? Thats something that never goes out of fashion, and if i use some sticks, i can train it, give me some weeks and i can smile like julia roberts reincarnated as a frog.
[ ]Bringing Food Stuff and Flowers doesent work, ive tried that. Its a myth invented by the corresponding industries. Been the chocolat and baggelman for years, only females beyond the 200 pound will do anything to get that last donut. And flowers, well dont get me started.
[X] Hiring a female Escort. Finally advice that really works. If females see you getting along with other females, the network effect sets in, meaning your value is travelling through the shitchat network, and if you can influence that, (Get yourself crossdressed for Haxxoring "I luuuv scrotum, he is so adorable. My name - ohem, didnt i tell, im Scrotunella, oh, got to go, ill miss his bodybuilding hours.)
[X] Lower your standards. If you decide you can cut on beauty, age, nice character qualitys, or other assential, you are the only twolegged guy in a second-hand trouser shop.
[X] Exploit weakspots of judgments. DrunkDiscos, Funerals, Demonstrations, Partys and movie theaters are your hunting grounds of choice. Beeing perfect, most females of the species would never admit that they have dated a nil, so the lack of storys is proof of concept.
[X] get yourself a second notebook and invite them for a game of badsd. Want to play a game honey? Hey, im good at running too, nice tazer you got there. We have so much in comon, even our electrostimulation-fetisheeeehehehehhehehehehssss....
[x] Personal Hygiene: Yes, get yourself a 20 liter cannister of hospital desinfection and start showering. Burns like hell in the eyes, and creates serious diareha if you gargle to long with it, but you ve got make sacrifices for her.
It would have been nice if Cheesecan had not ignored Regret's very good post, but he's obviously decided to continue to troll anyway. 
oh sweet memories... you still remember how neddie was? 
once chick was sexy when she had juicy ass and knew how to cook.