Anyone seen donna smith? I sure as fuck have not...

[smoth]

So these people keep calling me harrasing me about the location of 1 donna smith. Apparently there are investigators looking for her. Now of course I have been polite the first few times but now I am tired so when I said clearly that I do not know of her the douchebag decides to get upity and DEMAND that I contact him.

*woo hoo contacted the chief of police and I will not be bothered again.*

[Sleksa]

So these people keep calling me harrasing me about the location of 1 donna smith. Apparently there are investigators looking for her. Now of course I have been polite the first few times but now I am tired so when I said clearly that I do not know of her the douchebag decides to get upity and DEMAND that I contact him.

So yeah if you know a donna smith call: 417-256-3227. I don't know who the fuck she is but hey, maybe YOU do. I think she looks kinda like:

google image search for donna smith

what's she done?

[smoth]

I think she owes someone money or some shit.

[Sleksa]

I think she owes someone money or some shit.

uh oh ~~

[smoth]

been getting calls about her for some time. today was the first time I really have been upset by it.

[Sleksa]

been getting calls about her for some time. today was the first time I really have been upset by it.

you somehow related to her?

Calling random people doesnt sound like efficient search to me ~~

[Peet]

They have the same generic last name. They must be close relatives!

[rattle]

could it be... that your split personality is a criminal tranny called donna?

[Panda]

Yes, I'm actually dating Smoth/Donna.

[smoth]

SMADONNA!

[Snipawolf]

Yeah, they're so related, despite smith being one of the most common last names in all of America. The evidence is irrefutable!

[PicassoCT]

Guilty! Hang him!

Seriously, Smoth don┬┤t post it on the Intertubes, if Panda finds out about your doublelife, she is gonna rip your ... oh, she already posted...
poor smoth, i┬┤m gona miss him, him and that donna smith he sockpuppeted.

Maybee sb should call the Police again, to save himefrom the worst..
This is going to provide lulz beyond the measure..

[Panda]

Guilty! Hang him!

Seriously, Smoth don┬┤t post it on the Intertubes, if Panda finds out about your doublelife, she is gonna rip your ... oh, she already posted...
poor smoth, i┬┤m gona miss him, him and that donna smith he sockpuppeted.

Maybee sb should call the Police again, to save himefrom the worst..
This is going to provide lulz beyond the measure..

You fantasize about being spanked don't you? Lol. I see how it is.

[Spawn_Retard]

isn't that more a female fetish?

[Neddie]

Uh... probably not, no.

[smoth]

isn't that more a female fetish?

pretty sure that is a fetish for anyone who for whatever reason likes to be spanked... not my bag really but I bet donna smith likes it.

[PicassoCT]

wait.. thats a typo.. thats "duno Smooth" that┬┤s the Alias i faked a credit card and bought the BlueRayBiblo i am so proud of...

damn it.. brb changing country

[Panda]

isn't that more a female fetish?

Nah, it could be for any gender.

I'm not into that either.

[Spawn_Retard]

i bet you are panda. ADMIT EEEEEEEEET

[PicassoCT]

Donna Smith, the infamous donut thief, hunted through every country travelling in disguise, robbin dunkin donuts. The natural Enemy of any police officer...

She is on sort of a mission, like prince Katamari, rolling to save the world. Just one Question, how comes that smoth is related to this cause.. the answer: Computers connected certain logical points...
similar Lastname [V]
Lives in Smooths basement... [V]
Is Smooth [V]

Definatly enough Evidence, to take some taxmoney and phoneterrorize him into confessing. So Smooth admit it right away and we don┬┤t have to play phone and answer games throughout the night. And your little whiny show was not convincing, also, after some thought, there never was one, that convinced me.

Sincerly the Police Chief,
Treet O. Hangtemhia