Core sux

[jackoverfull]

what's wrong with atomic bombers? O_o

[Pxtl]

what's wrong with atomic bombers? O_o

They're bombers that are atomic! That's automagically imba! Just like the Krog! Look at it! It's huge! That means it's imba!

/seriously, I think they're joking, or at least some of them are.

[jackoverfull]

well the fact that the arm doesn't have something like a krogoth (orcone?) appears a little umbalanced, but i don't think it's a real problem. krogoths aren't unstoppable, nor aren't the atomic bombers├óÔé¼┬ª

[rattle]

There were no atmoic bombers in TA nor was there a direct Krogoth counter; also you just won the double negation award.

[jackoverfull]

what should be the "double negation award"?

anyway, that's precisely the point of ba: keep the things balanced.

and, of course, we're OT├óÔé¼┬ª

[rattle]

nor aren't

[jackoverfull]

nor aren't

"nor are"?
really, i'm not a native english-speaker, if something it's wrong in what i write just tell me├óÔé¼┬ª

[Iz3]

CORE rocks.

[jackoverfull]

there is only one possible outcome from this diatribe: Total Annihilation of one of the sides!

[Tribulexrenamed]

What the hell? I said Core SUCKS, not CORE ROCKS.

Do you need more uncontrovertible evidence?

Krows suck. Hawk = dead krow. Krows are slow, and are incredibly obvious. Atomic bombers are infinitely better, because you do not know they are coming. You have 1 second to react, and get some fighters out, before your entire core base chain explodes.

Core advanced solars suck. They make no sense. Not only are they ugly, but they take up more space than the arm advanced solars.

Arm units are designed to be used skillfully. Each unit has a designated purpose. For core, there are 3 types of units. The first is anti air, which is dull and not so creative. Some arm units have this built in, and do not require dedicated anti-air. One core unit has this, and it is called the Gimp. Gimps are fugly. The second type is flamer. This is good, particularly in the pop-up type, but has a fundamental flaw: LACK OF RANGE. Any idiot can see the incredible flames bursting out from the enemy, and avoid them with ease. If you let flamers anywhere near you, are more an idiot than the any idiot aforementioned. The third, and more common type of core unit is the BIG FUCKING TANK. Take for instance, the RAIDER, SUMO, T2 tank I forgot the name of, GOLIATH, CAN (FUGLY), BANISHER, LEVELER, KROW, BLACK HYDRA, PILLAGER, and ALMOST EVERY OTHER CORE UNIT. The main purpose of this unit is FRONTAL ASSAULT, and BATTERING WELL DEFENDED PORC LINES ON DSD. They are also designed to be F(ucking)UGLY.

Core fusions suck. By being square, there is nothing special about trying to fit them carefully and strategically in your base. Also, squares are completely ridiculous and useless shapes. They demonstrate stupidity and lack of creativity.

Arm has awesome units like the hammer, which were copied by core bastards in the form of the THUD. People say that the HAMMER is the Arm version of the THUD. Those people have an extra chromosome. I will not specify which.

Arm has the pewee, which completely outclasses the AK in every possible way. Firstly, it looks awesome. Secondly, it can kill an ak. Thirdly, it does not look fugly. Fourthly, everyone knows that rapid fire is better than silly red lasers. Every nanosecond, my pewee inflicts a small amount of damage. Only 1 nanosecond in a billion, an AK puts some thought into aiming and firing its stupid lasers. My Pewees are clones, inbred to the purest perfection. Your AKs are human intelligences that have been hacked to pieces, put into the blender for an hour, allowed to grow a healthy crop of bleu mould, and then jammed into a tiny box inside of a fugly robot. Do you UNDERSTAND the difference?

Do you know what fugly means? It is the motto of core, which is FUCKING UGLY.

Do you think your Morties are so cool, with their shoulder-mounted penises? Well guess what. Your Morties suck. Their cleverly displayed phallic imagery does not overcome the fact that YOU cannot see my SNIPERS that are killing your units 1000x more effectively, and inflicting incredibly amounts of damage with each shot. Also, snipers are 10000% accurate, and do not need fake manhood to prove it.

The core commander is perhaps the most carelessly constructed robot ever. Using perhaps the most ugly action figure torso in existence, the Core engineers supersized it with their unshrinkray and added a lovely tincan for a head. They so loved the core commander that they left his hideous head unadorned for all to see how glorious his visage was. Meanwhile, with technology about a trillion times better, Arm engineers created the sexiest hat in the universe for the coolest robot in the universe to wear. It resembled the hat that the pope wears, only torn in half for a more worn appearance. Then, it was cast in Aluminium in order to be ready for incredibly awesome pwnage in battle.

The Arm commander's dgun does twice as much damage as the core dgun, which is a weak imitation of the Arm dgun. The Arm dgun kills units so well, the newly dead units skip the pearly gates and get a free ticket straight to the firey depths. Talk about service!

Now that you core noobs are writhing in your computer seats, let me slap your face one more time. Maverick. Maverick. Say it slowly with a British accent, and you will realize ALL that I am about to say. The maverick has 2 slick gauss cannon pistols that it fires gangster style with fabulous DPS. Then, when it is just chillin, waiting for more dudes to kill, it heals itself at fantastic speeds. All that damage your think you did with your BFTs failed, because my army is completely and automatically refreshed.

Oh and mavericks are stealth.

That is all I have to say for now.

[REVENGE]

What the hell? I said Core SUCKS, not CORE ROCKS.

Do you need more uncontrovertible evidence?

Krows suck. Hawk = dead krow. Krows are slow, and are incredibly obvious. Atomic bombers are infinitely better, because you do not know they are coming. You have 1 second to react, and get some fighters out, before your entire core base chain explodes.

Core advanced solars suck. They make no sense. Not only are they ugly, but they take up more space than the arm advanced solars.

Arm units are designed to be used skillfully. Each unit has a designated purpose. For core, there are 3 types of units. The first is anti air, which is dull and not so creative. Some arm units have this built in, and do not require dedicated anti-air. One core unit has this, and it is called the Gimp. Gimps are fugly. The second type is flamer. This is good, particularly in the pop-up type, but has a fundamental flaw: LACK OF RANGE. Any idiot can see the incredible flames bursting out from the enemy, and avoid them with ease. If you let flamers anywhere near you, are more an idiot than the any idiot aforementioned. The third, and more common type of core unit is the BIG FUCKING TANK. Take for instance, the RAIDER, SUMO, T2 tank I forgot the name of, GOLIATH, CAN (FUGLY), BANISHER, LEVELER, KROW, BLACK HYDRA, PILLAGER, and ALMOST EVERY OTHER CORE UNIT. The main purpose of this unit is FRONTAL ASSAULT, and BATTERING WELL DEFENDED PORC LINES ON DSD. They are also designed to be F(ucking)UGLY.

Core fusions suck. By being square, there is nothing special about trying to fit them carefully and strategically in your base. Also, squares are completely ridiculous and useless shapes. They demonstrate stupidity and lack of creativity.

Arm has awesome units like the hammer, which were copied by core bastards in the form of the THUD. People say that the HAMMER is the Arm version of the THUD. Those people have an extra chromosome. I will not specify which.

Arm has the pewee, which completely outclasses the AK in every possible way. Firstly, it looks awesome. Secondly, it can kill an ak. Thirdly, it does not look fugly. Fourthly, everyone knows that rapid fire is better than silly red lasers. Every nanosecond, my pewee inflicts a small amount of damage. Only 1 nanosecond in a billion, an AK puts some thought into aiming and firing its stupid lasers. My Pewees are clones, inbred to the purest perfection. Your AKs are human intelligences that have been hacked to pieces, put into the blender for an hour, allowed to grow a healthy crop of bleu mould, and then jammed into a tiny box inside of a fugly robot. Do you UNDERSTAND the difference?

Do you know what fugly means? It is the motto of core, which is FUCKING UGLY.

Do you think your Morties are so cool, with their shoulder-mounted penises? Well guess what. Your Morties suck. Their cleverly displayed phallic imagery does not overcome the fact that YOU cannot see my SNIPERS that are killing your units 1000x more effectively, and inflicting incredibly amounts of damage with each shot. Also, snipers are 10000% accurate, and do not need fake manhood to prove it.

The core commander is perhaps the most carelessly constructed robot ever. Using perhaps the most ugly action figure torso in existence, the Core engineers supersized it with their unshrinkray and added a lovely tincan for a head. They so loved the core commander that they left his hideous head unadorned for all to see how glorious his visage was. Meanwhile, with technology about a trillion times better, Arm engineers created the sexiest hat in the universe for the coolest robot in the universe to wear. It resembled the hat that the pope wears, only torn in half for a more worn appearance. Then, it was cast in Aluminium in order to be ready for incredibly awesome pwnage in battle.

The Arm commander's dgun does twice as much damage as the core dgun, which is a weak imitation of the Arm dgun. The Arm dgun kills units so well, the newly dead units skip the pearly gates and get a free ticket straight to the firey depths. Talk about service!

Now that you core noobs are writhing in your computer seats, let me slap your face one more time. Maverick. Maverick. Say it slowly with a British accent, and you will realize ALL that I am about to say. The maverick has 2 slick gauss cannon pistols that it fires gangster style with fabulous DPS. Then, when it is just chillin, waiting for more dudes to kill, it heals itself at fantastic speeds. All that damage your think you did with your BFTs failed, because my army is completely and automatically refreshed.

Oh and mavericks are stealth.

That is all I have to say for now.

...

Get the fuck out.

[Tribulexrenamed]

No.


I am here for a purpose. I am here to purify.

[REVENGE]

No.


I am here for a purpose. I am here to purify.

Lies.

[Tired]

Go play SA. =)

[Tribulexrenamed]

I tried that. I really like the airstart. It has been nicely revamped. Thank you. There are some things I do not like, but I cannot really place it. I will get back to you on that.



Core sucks

[[XIII]Roxas]

I read that and seriously laughed. Primarily because of the language, but then I thought of how much I agree with most of the points.

[the-middleman]

OK IVE HAD IT
THIS FOOTAGE PROOFS!!! PROOOOFS THAT ARM BLOWS!
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[hamsate]

Oh god that comic was funny. Is there anymore of them or was it just for the purpose of showing Arm sucked?

[Neddie]

The AK is the cutest unit in a classic RTS ever to grace a colour CRT.

[Teutooni]

Any idiot can see the incredible flames bursting out from the enemy, and avoid them with ease. If you let flamers anywhere near you, are more an idiot than the any idiot aforementioned.

If you let flamers anywhere near you, are more an idiot

an idiot

I think core uses flamers for a reason!