Linux : A european threat to our computers

Foxomaniac · Post by **Foxomaniac** » 05 Sep 2007, 19:31

Before any of you bois jump on bandwagon d-fending linux, I'm NOT BASHING LINUX LOL, I'm merely posting a link to something I found on another forum I lurk because this is SO FUNNY!

Sometimes, I wish I never stumbled upon this corner of the interweb.

Without further ado :

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/200 ... istan.aspx

Yes, he's actually SERIOUS!

Read comments for more comedy gold.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 05 Sep 2007, 19:40

Relative · Post by **Relative** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:06

Wow, that's just screwed up. I really hope that writer was being sarcastic, then it would be some pretty good satire.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:10

Either the blog is a collection of sarcastic snippets, or it is a monument to human stupidity. I think if you did some text analysis of the articles there overtime you would be able to discern which it is, but I don't care to waste that much of my life. I'll just laugh as is expected.

Relative · Post by **Relative** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:20

Panics over, its all satirical. Not just the article, but the entire blog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fi ... characters

Tim-the-maniac · Post by **Tim-the-maniac** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:20

How can you think it isnt sarcastic after the 2nd paragraph:

For example, this rugged IBM laptop I am using was designed and built by an American company. It runs software built by Microsoft, one of America’s most productive organizations. My computer does everything I could possibly want: I can do my work, submit my taxes and even search the Bible.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:29

You know, I just realized that my Linux laptop has an interactive Bible on it.

Sleksa · Post by **Sleksa** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:35

interactive bible? Oo

hunterw · Post by **hunterw** » 05 Sep 2007, 20:48

can u make jesus do stuff like lightning bolts or other cool shit

Foxomaniac · Post by **Foxomaniac** » 05 Sep 2007, 21:06

Relative wrote:Panics over, its all satirical. Not just the article, but the entire blog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fi ... characters

NOE, YUO HATH RUINED MAH PARADE D:.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 05 Sep 2007, 21:26

hunterw wrote:can u make jesus do stuff like lightning bolts or other cool shit

Forboding Angel · Post by **Forboding Angel** » 05 Sep 2007, 21:32

Did someone call in the... ROFLCOPTER?!?!

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Linux : A european threat to our computers

Linux : A european threat to our computers