tell me about it... I can turn the computer on, and its like:
girl- "Oh my gAAAAAAAWD! you are going to play MORE VIDEOGAMES!!!"
(note she has been in town, staying at my appartment for about 4 days, and I haven't even turned the piece of shit on...)
girl- "I mean fuck, DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LIFE!!"
girl- "I am BOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEED!!!, do something else!"
(the splash screen for the BIOS comes up)
girl- "Have you played it long enough yet??"
girl- "fine, I'll go watch some TV... (pouting/guilt trip)"
(windows loading screen running)
girl- (screaming from living room) "What are we going to do tonight? can we find something fun to do?"
girl- "All you ever do is play fucking videogames!.."
(note: you have taken her out 3 times in the last 4 days, blown over 300$ on dinner and movies and bars/drinks etc... and windows JUST got loaded)
girl- "OMGORZ! LOOK! LOOK! Jessica Simpson got more BOTOX!"
girl- "Can I look up something online"
(I've just opened IE and have barely gotten to the homepage...)
girl- "I mean.. (comes walking back into the room) are you gonna take forever?? this will only take a second.."
(grumble)
girl- "What are you doing at Wells Fargo?? I mean, c'mon you are soooooo boooooring"
(loading the computer, and checking your bank account took all of 3.5 mins)
girl- "I'm fucking tired of you, that computer, I hate it!"
me- "I checked my bank account, we can afford to go out again, now quit competing with the fucking computer, I didn't even play a damn game..."
(fight ensues, I mentioned competing with the computer for attention... this fight lasts 2 months, and yeah...)
FUCKING WOMEN ARE ATTENTION WHORES! ALL OF THEM!
ALLLLLL OF THEM!
thats about how my days go when I turn on the computer while she is in town..
fuckin blows...