The yo mama joke thread

Raign · Post by **Raign** » 25 Sep 2006, 12:50

Your momma's so fat she uses a matrice as a matrice as a tompon

SwiftSpear · Post by **SwiftSpear** » 25 Sep 2006, 13:29

Yo momma's so fat she don't pathfind, she just rotates.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 25 Sep 2006, 14:41

Yo momma's so fat she requires hardness 1000000.

Weaver · Post by **Weaver** » 25 Sep 2006, 17:28

Yo momma's so fat she got invaded by aliens.

Drone_Fragger · Post by **Drone_Fragger** » 25 Sep 2006, 23:53

Yo mommas so fat, that she acts like a Plasma-repulser shield.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 26 Sep 2006, 01:16

Yo Mama is so Fat - she is considered a Mass Extraction Cheat in Surpreme Comander...

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 26 Sep 2006, 01:36

Yo momma's so fat, astronomers consider her a planet.

nobody2u · Post by **nobody2u** » 26 Sep 2006, 05:05

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

Candleman · Post by **Candleman** » 26 Sep 2006, 06:48

Your mama's so fat, she has an entire civilization living on her. Scientists are close to making contact with them.

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 26 Sep 2006, 06:52

Yo mamma is so dumb, she dosn't want this thread locked and burned at the stake for being a f!@#ing waste of f@(#ing TIME!

AURGH! I HATE YA MAMMA JOKES! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!

Okay, now that I have gotten that out of my system, everyone go on and keep making ya mama jokes.

REVENGE · Post by **REVENGE** » 26 Sep 2006, 07:43

Impulse factor 2147483647 couldn't even BUDGE yo' mamma shes so damn fat.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 26 Sep 2006, 12:28

Zoombie wrote:Yo mamma is so dumb, she dosn't want this thread locked and burned at the stake for being a f!@#ing waste of f@(#ing TIME!

AURGH! I HATE YA MAMMA JOKES! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!

Okay, now that I have gotten that out of my system, everyone go on and keep making ya mama jokes.

Your dad's so fat, no wait that's not your dad!

Lets dig deeper, we haven't reached the bottom level yet...

Drone_Fragger · Post by **Drone_Fragger** » 26 Sep 2006, 19:40

Yo mommas so fat, They took a picture of her, from Saturn, and she wouldn't fit on the page.

Drone_Fragger · Post by **Drone_Fragger** » 26 Sep 2006, 19:52

Yo mommas so fat, She accidently rolled over AA's Krogoth and crushed it flat.

Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.

Yo mommas so fat, when she sharpened her finger in a pencil sharpener, it took her 3 days to feel the pain.

Yo mommas so fat, When she takes a dump, Earthquakes happen.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 26 Sep 2006, 20:35

Yo Mama is that fat, if she went to hell - the Devil would call it a Deep Fat Fryer Day and would open another Kentucky Fried Chicken.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 26 Sep 2006, 21:30

Drone_Fragger wrote:Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.

I'd take that as a compliment...

Yo momma's so fat she gave birth to the GAW.

Aun · Post by **Aun** » 26 Sep 2006, 21:32

rattle wrote:
Drone_Fragger wrote:Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.
I'd take that as a compliment...

Yo momma's so fat she gave birth to the GAW.

Haha!

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 26 Sep 2006, 22:38

Yo mama's so fat, 7,813 mexicans live inside her, and she doesn't know about them!

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 27 Sep 2006, 14:23

Your mama procreates through mitosis.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 27 Sep 2006, 14:46

Hahahah...

Spring RTS Engine

The yo mama joke thread