how much does being a hardcore gamer increase girl's appeal?

how much does being a hardcore gamer increase girl's appeal?

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What percent?

-100%
5
10%
-50%
2
4%
-25%
2
4%
0%
6
12%
25%
6
12%
50%
5
10%
100%
5
10%
150%
2
4%
200%
2
4%
300%
1
2%
400%
13
27%
 
Total votes: 49

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Caydr
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how much does being a hardcore gamer increase girl's appeal?

Post by Caydr »

Suppose you saw a girl and thought she looked... average. Her teeth aren't perfectly straight, they aren't perfectly white. She has a slight lingering acne problem, even at age 20. Her "proportions" *wink-wink* aren't exactly how you'd like them, depending on your taste. She's also a little overweight.

But she can kick your ass at Spring after playing it only once. She is the North American champion of Master of Orion 2, and she knows what CPU, GPU, PPU, PSU, RAM, HDD, CRT, and LCD mean. She has been in jail three times for beating up "casuals", all of them men in their prime. She once conspired with other individuals to firebomb the Infogrames/Atari headquarters, but had to call it off because she didn't have any money for flammable liquids.

By how much does her l33t gaming skills increase her appeal to you?
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

I think gaming is a highly attractive trait, but my lass hates video games and computer games with a passion. She shares a name with a certain character, so I guess it makes sense...
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Caydr
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Post by Caydr »

Let me guess. Lara?
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

Think classic and less common.
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BlackLiger
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Post by BlackLiger »

Peach?

Either way, meh.
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Das Bruce
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Post by Das Bruce »

Sarah?
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

Think... debut on NES after big Nintendo lawsuit that may or may not have anything to do with the character name.
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Zoombie
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Post by Zoombie »

Samus?
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

Alright, it isn't a traditionally female name - it is more unisex, as is the character.
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Zoombie
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Post by Zoombie »

JUST TELL US DAMN IT!
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Candleman
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Post by Candleman »

Kirby?
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Post by Neddie »

I've given you so many hints... I can give you one more, and if nobody gets it in five serious guesses I'll give her name away. But know that you shall suffer undying shame.

This character has endured to this generation, being in unconventional racing, pinball, tilt, puzzle, fighting, adventure and platformer games.
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Post by Neddie »

Damn it Candleman! WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Post by Candleman »

neddiedrow wrote: But know that you shall suffer undying shame.
Well hell, I won't even guess then.
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Post by Zoombie »

...

Zelda?
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Post by Neddie »

Candleman already got it Zoombie.
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Post by Candleman »

Cool. Do I win cookies? Or just a lack of undying shame?
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Post by Neddie »

Ask AF about the cookies... I have no right to give them out.
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Post by Zoombie »

Kirby is a real name?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!
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Das Bruce
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Post by Das Bruce »

Kirby isn't a guys name.
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