CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

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smoth
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CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

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Please keep the titles clean
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while 0 do end
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for snippet in allOfSpringCode:
    if snippet['author'] = 'MidKnight':
        lol()
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    In the days when Sussman was a novice, Abelson once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

    "What are you doing?", asked Abelson.
    "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe", Sussman replied.
    "Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Abelson.
    "I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play", Sussman said.

    Minsky then shut his eyes.
    "Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
    "So that the room will be empty."
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened. 
"GRUNNUR" [expert]NO_EXCEPTIONS[/expert]
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Edit: Oops, I missed that line.
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import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

public class haha
{
	public static void main(String[] args)
	{
		JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "You have chosen to delete the internet");
		String message = "Are you ";
		while(true)
		{
			JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, (message + "sure?"));
			message += "really ";
		}
	}
}
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this thread is amazingly unfunny
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this thread is amazingly unfunny
Best code here thus far.
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JohannesH
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What is this crap
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If date = 21/12/2012 then 
world = end
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:lol:
also, how to put images inside the post instead of using an attachment?
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Argh
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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "hey, bartender, got a compiler I can borrow? I've got a program to run."

The bartender is a little flummoxed, but says, "well, I normally only serve beer here... but... sure, but it only works on Acorn microprocessors."

To which the guy goes, "That's cool, it's a bubble sim".

************

Two assembly-language hackers are working on an ancient mainframe. After hours of labor, they fire up their program, and are horrified to see the output slot spitting out punch cards full of holes- forever.

The senior member looks at his junior's work, and suddenly exclaims, "you fool, didn't you notice that you divided by zero here?"

To which the junior hacker replied, "no sir, it didn't register".

/thread
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:lol:
/epic facepalm
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stop with the backseat moderation.
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well let me just say that this thread is retarded. I would flame everyone who posted in it including myself for reading it, but thats against the rules. Just to make my intentions and feelings clear...
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Argh
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Hey, we're sorry buddy, we'll try harder. I tried coming up with a knock-knock joke, but the only one that hit my brain involved LISP, and was fairly dirty.
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I hate this thread. I hope this post completely derails it.

Just in case it doesnt, here is some assistance:


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these guys look very related to coding.
derail failed.
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Reminds me of this:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

oldie but goodie - programming language inventor or serial killer?
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