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Forum Game: Jail Break

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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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Not until you said that. Now the mask comes back and sets the poo on fire. Then it leaves through the barred window. *HINT HINT*
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smoth
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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COME BACK MASK AS I LOOK OUt the BARS TO SEE WHAT BASTARD WOULD TAKE MY FLAMING POO ANd MASK!
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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You look out the window. Its a ten foot drop. Below is a person with your mask. There is also a door in front of the man.
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smoth
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I yell, out the window, are you the guy I am here to rape!?! Who are you ?
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Vabor
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The man ignores you.
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smoth
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I rattle the door in horny rage and give it a good shove with my crotch, what does the door do as I angrily tugg at the bars?
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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They stay where they are. The man says "Im not talking to you unless you have my key". Could he possibly be talking about the key you swallowed?
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smoth
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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I am not interested in talking..... humps the door again.... you'll have to wait on the key I ate it in my boredom because I was not raping you. I can give you the key maybe tomorrow.
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take Drill
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aegis
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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I pee in my mouth, inducing myself to throw up out the window.
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the weight of my previous actions fall upon me, and my overwhelming disgust causes me to throw up. I throw up, and the key falls out the window and hits the man in the head. Knowing that throwup contains hydrochloric acid, i place the throwup onto the window's bars and the lock, in hopes that they will corrode.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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Me was just to late... forget this post..
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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You drink your own pee, looking like your giving yourself a blow job. You'll have to wait for the urine to go down into your stomach before the acids make you throw up.
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Jazcash
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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Vabor wrote:Next to you is a large pumpkin
Vabor wrote:What pumpkin? I said no such thing.
Vabor wrote:You search throughout the jail cell for a pumpkin you are quite sure you have never seen.
Vabor wrote:What is this pumpkin I keep hearing about?
Vabor wrote:You put on a mask that you found next to a pumpkin

Just shutup. This thread sucks. I bend the bars open with my bear hands and escape.
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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You can not possibly bend the bars. They are cemented in the window. You need more VIM points if you wish to bend them. Current VIM status:34 points(need 500 to bend bars)
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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Vabor wrote:You can not possibly bend the bars. They are cemented in the window. You need more VIM points if you wish to bend them. Current VIM status:34 points(need 500 to bend bars)
Unable to bend barsomon ... Digivolve to .... ABLE TO BEND BARSOMON!
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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Really? Might I remind you the NO CRAP RULE is still in effect.
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Vabor wrote:... wait for ... stomach ...
So what, 5-10 seconds? Done waiting, let's just try finger down the throat.
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Vabor
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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You are near ready to throw up. The man outside the window has a ladder and is waiting for the key.
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Jazcash
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

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I commit suicide by swallowing the pumpkin.
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