115 goatly maxims of Spring.

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 11 Dec 2006, 05:24

Read, practice, and be enlightened.

http://smuggoat.net/?page_id=35

According to http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/numbers.html,
115 is the number of rooted trees with 8 vertices.

Therefore, the strategies are arranged in the number of rooted trees with 8 vertices.

Everyone knows that 8 is the number of win.

Therefore, the strategies are win.

Sheekel · Post by **Sheekel** » 11 Dec 2006, 06:40

Good stuff there.

jackalope · Post by **jackalope** » 11 Dec 2006, 06:57

Sheekel wrote:Good stuff there.

70. There are two types of players, the first is the player who runs his boy, the second is the player who defies the goat and does not; he latter is the way of the devil.

78. A military maxim that should not be ignored is to run your boy.

100. If they spaem op unit, run ur boy.

108. A player who builds wind generators on comet cannot be trusted, he is a genius and to question his methods will result in a swift demise.

110. Spaem gator/flash.

112. If Jefferson is under attack ignore it..
(See: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GnbENS5DEa4)

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 11 Dec 2006, 07:19

My forty eight pages of strategy analysis to be added to the Spring Wiki as a holiday gift back to the community are immediately made redundant by the uneditted writing of [SmuG]. Thanks. I'll survive.

jackalope · Post by **jackalope** » 11 Dec 2006, 07:31

You're the Shakespeare of the spring forums, no one can take your place as community essayist.

Ishach · Post by **Ishach** » 11 Dec 2006, 08:14

This is the first i've read of this =O

Steven has some pretty well thought ideas here. But I think he might skipped year 3 spelling class

DemO · Post by **DemO** » 11 Dec 2006, 08:34

A fundamental point made in these maxims: RUN YOUR BOY

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 11 Dec 2006, 08:46

well, thats why i gave all of us smugs edit access

and thank god for firefox's new spellcheck feature :D

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 11 Dec 2006, 08:59

Spellcheck is a crutch which may eventually lead to a decline of raw writing ability around the globe, but in this case, I can accept it as a necessary evil.

DemO · Post by **DemO** » 11 Dec 2006, 10:53

May the forces be with you.

Min3mat · Post by **Min3mat** » 11 Dec 2006, 12:25

105. The map and natural obstacles should decide how you engage in combat alone; you should first look at all different circumstances.

105. The map and natural obstacles shouldn't decide how you engage in combat alone; you should first look at all different circumstances.

Pxtl · Post by **Pxtl** » 11 Dec 2006, 16:12

116. light-grey text on a white background is always a bad idea.

jerebaldo1 · Post by **jerebaldo1** » 11 Dec 2006, 18:30

"Run your boy" could become a popular internet meme...I always find translation to English errors to be charming and interesting. If I am feeling down there is nothing like Engrish media to lighten my mood.

jackalope · Post by **jackalope** » 11 Dec 2006, 20:53

jerebaldo1 wrote:"Run your boy" could become a popular internet meme...I always find translation to English errors to be charming and interesting. If I am feeling down there is nothing like Engrish media to lighten my mood.

1. it's a good spring meme at least

2. this isn't a translation

1v0ry_k1ng · Post by **1v0ry_k1ng** » 11 Dec 2006, 21:25

its genious though.. you should include it in one of goat flash videos

Ishach · Post by **Ishach** » 11 Dec 2006, 21:39

Its a requirement of smug membership to think of 15 catchphrases a day and then repeat them no less than 478 times an hour.

Lolsquad_Steven · Post by **Lolsquad_Steven** » 11 Dec 2006, 22:19

Sorry about the typos, i spent about 10 minutes last night doing some of the more obvious edits, i'll finish editing it later. "Run your boy" was a typo too you know.

1v0ry_k1ng · Post by **1v0ry_k1ng** » 12 Dec 2006, 00:05

Lolsquad_Steven · Post by **Lolsquad_Steven** » 12 Dec 2006, 00:24

:'), it's beautiful.

hawkki · Post by **hawkki** » 12 Dec 2006, 00:31

:D LOL :D

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115 goatly maxims of Spring.

115 goatly maxims of Spring.