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Postal!
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 21:27
by Comp1337
Uwe Boll has released the trailer to his latest blockbuster:
Postal
It looks to be an testosteron-filled asskicking badass mofo of a film. Im seeing this on release day. Totally.
Praise Uwe, kaiser of gamemovies!
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 23:11
by KDR_11k
You are the reason he can continue to go postal on games.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007, 23:24
by PicassoCT
Its the ultimate TrashTest - if a GameScenario Survives a Uwe Movie - the Second Movie Attempt will be done by a real Company, with real Actors and such stuff.
And maybe Uwe will get - through Tons of Trash - Tarantinostyle one Day!
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 16:18
by Comp1337
Damn sarcasm works bad over teh internets when you are tired. I thought 'blockbuster' would give it away, but just for clarification: </sarcasm>.
This movie looks like a shitfest of epic proportions.
The sad part
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 16:29
by Pxtl
Boll makes money. That's the sad part. He figured out a winning approach: make movies on dirt-cheap budgets tied to brands that are big-enough to get attention, but still small-enough to be cheap. Then market the films to the least-discriminating group in the history of culture: teenaged boys.
The fact that his movies are destructive to both games and movies in general (turning the movie theatre into a mine-field is not a good plan in the long-run) is irrelevant - his return-on-investment is better than most blockbusters.
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 16:57
by KDR_11k
Comp1337 wrote:This movie looks like a shitfest of epic proportions.
That's a given but people still watch them to see just HOW bad they are.
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 17:27
by Machiosabre
I'd have to say as Uwe Boll goes, this trailer isn't the worst thing he made
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 17:33
by Caradhras
what the fuck is Uwe Boll????
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 18:02
by tombom
Caradhras wrote:what the fuck is Uwe Boll????
An awful, awful movie director who makes movies out of games. They all suck and are hilariously bad.
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 18:18
by Caradhras
he isnt german, is he?
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 18:39
by tombom
Caradhras wrote:he isnt german, is he?
He is indeed.
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 18:51
by Caradhras
a shame for my country
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 21:55
by smoth
he is an underhanded dick.
read about his boxing match.
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 22:18
by Caradhras
better not
Posted: 29 Mar 2007, 22:52
by rattle
Postal 2 was the win! Boll movies on the other hand are a waste of time...
Posted: 30 Mar 2007, 22:00
by MAXDDARK
yeah, I LOVE the postal games but when I saw the movie promo I thought "that's it, it will suck big time".
how could they sell HIM the rights to make a shitty movie out of a brilliant game ?
at least it's +18 not like Mortal Kombat movies that were made for children although the game was intended for the older ages.
and don't make me start talking about "the Alien Vs Predator" - THAT was real shit.
both previous movies of the series were for adults and they made the"VS" movie for children... Money Money and More Money... That the reason for making a bad movies.
Posted: 31 Mar 2007, 07:22
by Ishach
Shh guys, Uwe Boll has had boxing matches with critics for making fun of his movies
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI
Posted: 01 Apr 2007, 01:03
by Candleman
Yeah, but boxing =! moviemaking