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Starring in alphabetic order, if the alphabet started with a Z:

Zoombie as team strongman
Napalme "Napalm" Cobra as team gun man
and
Alanti Firestar as Alantie Firestar as team insane guy with ax
Archangle of Death as team recherch head
Cyder as Clone of Cyder who had his EVIL gene expanded to triple times its normal size!

In the last stunning episiode....
A normal zombie extermination turns perilouser when the evil clone of Cyder sabatouges Zoombies EMG. However the bravery of Napalm and Alanti saved the day. As our hero's jump into Angles Flying Viking GoatThunder Ship and sped back to the base, Zoombie examines his sabatouged EMG.

The lense had been weakened, so that three laser blasts would shatter it. Zoombie realised that this was none other than the work of Cyder, the teams repair man. The only question is why? However Alanti reminds them of the shocking break in of the cloning center three days ago.

When the ship lands in the base's landing pad. The team rushes out of the ship and burst into Cyder's repair room. He wasent their. Zoombie kicks a can of delicouse Can soda. "he must of left!" he says, manly becasue ZOombies zoombifyed brain likes to repeate irself a lot. "Wait!" say's Angle. He gingerly reaches over to the tool cabinent and opens it. It was empty. "Damn!" He say's and shashes his hand on the repair table. The bottom opens with a clang and Cyder's body falls out with a plop.

As the team's physicean Akninckof examins Cyder's body, Zoombie asks his team mate if they know WHY Cyder would sabatouge his gun AND then kill himself. The answer came as "He wouldent" And the doceter's autopsy revialed that Cyder died three day's ago!

Alanti realised that SOME ONE had brokeninto the cloneing lab and created a clone of Cyder, killed him, than used him to try and kill the Zombie Extermination team. Zoombie looked up at the team. "I know the only person who could of possibly done this" he says "Hanor Xan"
"Hanor Xan? The leader of the world crime leage? The head of the legion of death?? The secont most evil indiviudal of the earth still living?" asked Akninckof incredulesly. "Yes, he is the only one who could of orginised a break into the cloneing facility!" Zoombie says.
"It makes sence, he is after all the one who found and releced the Zombie Viruse" say's Napalme
"We have to stop Xan before he trys something like this again, or else some one else will die" Alanti says, loding his Fire Ax of Death with shotgun ammo so that when he hits someone with it it will fire ten shotguns into the poor recever of the attack. "wait, we will need some allies" Says Zoombie "Aknincof get me a line to Docter Banzi........."


TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE MAKEING A NEW EPISODE

Credits:
Aknicof: Simmons Mcafrt
Cyder's corpse: Numan Vre
Zombie 1-900: Superfluse Humain Being 1-900
Buckaroo Banzi (not apearing in this episode buy will in the next): B.Banzi
Creator: Zoombie, also known as Ageless, Nameless, Faceless, Sexless, Adventure Person.

Do you mean Afgncaap? The Ageless Faceless Gender Neatural Cultraly Ambibious Adventure Person...

(God I Love That Game... Who is the boss of you...)

aGorm

*Alantai waves his axe wildly at a passing cloud*

Starring in alphabetic order, if the alphabet started with a Z:

Zoombie as team strongman
Napalme "Napalm" Cobra as team gun man
and
Alanti Firestar as Alantie Firestar as team insane guy with ax
Archangle of Death as team recherch head
Cyder as Clone of Cyder who had his EVIL gene expanded to triple times its normal size!

Due to the seemingly large popularity of the show from the three people who have "whatched" it i decided to make ANOTHER EPISODE!!

Do you mean Afgncaap? The Ageless Faceless Gender Neatural Cultraly Ambibious Adventure Person- aGorm

thanks for the help of the whole spelling thing....



Hanor Xan stalked around his base of Evil, on the isaland of Undetirmend Location for Aspiring Evil Genius. His look outs where on the look out for the stelth helicopter that he had sent of the Cyder Clone. "SIR!! LOOK!" shouted his head lacky, a stout man named HorseFlesh. Xan frowned, a fersome expresion that inspires fear in even the most stalwart, and walked to the look out station. He peered through the lense at the stelthed helecopter, and smiled as his evil eye's spotted the Evil Clone of Cyder's face. "Prepair the overthruste!" Xan says to Horsefleh "We need to call in some favores from the red Lectroids"

Menwile, half way(ish) around the world, the Zomibe Extermination Squard was on the phone with Buckaroo Banzi. Buckaroo Banzi was a brain surgin, nuclear pysisist, rockstar and head of the Banzi Instatute for biomedical resherch and stratigic defence. His father and mother, Dr. Sandra Banzi, a texan born partical physisist and Iketa Banzi, a japaniese nuclear theorist who had become rather enchanted with the american northwest. It was his father that bestowed B.Banzi with his unlikly given name of Buckaroo. However they where killed when one of their expirments was sabatouged by noneother than the inafmouse Hanor Xan.

Alanti and Afgncaap where still atoutopsying Cyders body. Agorm, the local cloner checekd up on his computer system to see if the cloning machine had used any of Cyder's DNA. Zoombie and Napalm where trying to get past the receptionest at B.Banzi's estate. "We need to talk to Dr.Banzi" said Zoombie for the hundredth time. "And i say that you need an apointment!" said the argumentative Pinky Curwathurs, a rather grumpy looking man wearing a sombraro and ocasionaly drinking some beer. Napalm cut in with "this concernces Hanor Xan"
"riiiight"
"We are sirious"
'Listen the big B dosent listen to every crack pot telling him that they seen Xan"
"But would he listen to crackpots that DO have a problem with Xan"
"Half the world has a problem with Xan, and the other half has two"
"We have three"
"And they are???"
"A clone, a murder and atempted murder"
In the backround Zoombie and Napalm heard a man voice call to Pinky "hey Curwhathurs! Dinners ready"
Pinky covered the camera phone from his end with his hand and called back "im on the line!"
Pinky uncovered the line and said "Listen, if you call our apartment for setting up apointments, than three months or so later Banzi will see ya"
"But we are sirious about Hanor Xan!" shouted Zoombie, his temper finaly lost.
Pinky was suddenly shoved aside and replaced with a shocked looking Buckaroo Banzi. "Did you say Hanor Xan?" he asked
"Yes"
"What did he do?" Buckaroo asked, looking through his red rimmed glasses.
"He used a cloning decice to creat a clone that inviltrated us, than sabatouged us and ran"
"Do you know where he went"
"Well see the clone left a few minuts before we came back from our mission and he was in a hurry. Because he didnt have the time to check out at a normal security center he triped an alarm. Because it was one of our new atoumatic systems a tracking device was put on him via microdart"
"and?" Buckaroo was leaning close to the screen "Can you find Xans hidout?"
"Its at a small isanld in the carribian"
"Ill be right over... and get ready for a big fight" Banzi said and before he hung up he said "the Banzi family owes you a debt Zoombie" and hung up.

"what was that about a debt?" asked Napalm
"His family and Xan's family have been locked in a three centurey long blood fued" Zoombie replied. "If he kill Xan, who has no decendeds than the blood fued will be ended"

It was then the car flew through the wall

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EXITING EPISODE IN THE ZOMBIE EXTERMINATION SQUAD!!

Credits:
Aknicof: Simmons Mcafrt
Cyder's corpse: Numan Vre
Zombie 1-900: Superfluse Humain Being 1-900
Buckaroo Banzi : B.Banzi
Pinky Curwathurs: Karl Muler
Hanor Xan: Jimm Ritcher
Horseflesh: "KillKill" Jim
Creator: Zoombie, also known as Ageless, Nameless, Faceless, Sexless, Adventure Person.

Keep em coming!

And I need to come up with a third kind of goat...

Starring in alphabetic order.... well not realy

Zoombie as team strongman
Napalme "Napalm" Cobra as team gun man
and
Alanti Firestar as Alantie Firestar as team insane guy with ax
Archangle of Death as team recherch head
Cyder as Clone of Cyder who had his EVIL gene expanded to triple times its normal size!
Hanor Xan
HorseFlesh

Zombie Extermination squad is brought to you by:
Killsap lazers, the best weapon this side of the galactic rim!



The car flew through the wall. It zipped straight through it then zipped through the room and through another wall. Zoombie and Napalm looked at the walls. There was no hole. It was as if the car had flown incoporialy through the solid matter of the room. They ran after the car and found it half way in and half way out of a wall, a shimmering blue outline outlining it against thew white stukko of the base. THe car expirmintaly moved forward and came out of the wall. Then its engian turned off and its dirvers side door opend.

"Sorry but the Jet Car dosent have very good breaks" said Buckaroo Banzi as he steped out of the car. "How did- wh- buh- How!" asked a flabbergasted Napalm. It was then that ALanti chose to burst into the room fireing off random shots from his shoutgun Axe. Napalm and Zoombie threw themselfes behind a desk whill B.Banzi jumped back into his Jet Car. "Alanti stop fireing that damn thing"
BANG
BANG
"What?"
"I SAID STOP FIREING THAT THING"
BANG BANG BANG "All right"
Now the office was a bit worse for wear, with four holes in the cealing, a overturned desk and a few random axe marks every where. "Oh Buckaroo Banzi!" said Alanti "I am your biggest fan!'
B.Banzi stood up and muttered something along the lines of "and waht do you do to your enemy's" and shook Alanti's hand. THen Agnonkoff came in demanding to know "why their is a car in the base" and "could Alanti keep that damn racket down" then HE noticed B.Banzi
"Oh wow! Your expiriments with the nuro-" said Agninkoff
"Hey im shaking his hand! wait your turn!" said Alanti
"wait, guys, i have TWO hands" said B.Banzi, cleverly solving the minor deillama. However after introductions ended they begain to plan their attack of the Island of Inditemitd Location.

Menwhile at the Island of Inditermitd Location:

In the evil council chamber of the World Crime Leuge, Hanor Xan talked to the worlds supercriminals.
Juji, mystirious supplyer of designer drugs like Bliss and Better than Life
Kim Huffaman, sabature of the International space station and general neo-liberalist- capitalist-comunist-rebublican-nazi
OJ, mafia of the entire wester hemishpher
OK, Oj's right hand man
and finaly a rather bizzar gust
Dr. Emillio Lazardo, also known as Lord John Warfin

THe reson WHY Warfin was a bizzar gust was becasue he was dead only on a the techncality that his body dosent exist anymore, after B.Banzi thwarted his attempts to rule the world and the Eight Dimenstion by destroying his interdimensinol space craft. However he did mandage to egect the main computer systems and he, like most Eight Dimension dweller, a race called Lectroids,, could put his brain into a veritiy of things. Like people, cats, other Lectroids and computers.

So He towered a good three inches above everyone else, his computer mainfraim heald up by a four wheeled pushcart that desperatly needed some oil. Xan begain the meeting of the WCL with his summery "I am the boss of you speech" then after a while he settled down to the whole killing B.Banzi and the entier Zombie Extermination Team. Each of them had been thwarted at one time or another.
Xan, when he relesed a plauge of zombies on San Deago and ZET stoped him.
Juji, when the ZET bumped into his drug circit and blew up one of his factory's (Alanti was bored, see)
Kim, when she tryed to send Zombies into space to mutate them into super soldires. ZET tracked down the Super Zombies after they where exposed to VEnuses Radiation and destroyted them in a thrilling Zero Gravity Fire Fight
OJ, when his mafi was selling Zombies a slave laboururs (a dangerus idea) the ZET stoped him and forced him to sell de fanged zombies. Seeing as how defanging a zombie is extreamly difficult with out a dimond drill, the entire enterprise soon begame unsucsessfull.
OK, because OJ told him
and Lazardo, because the ZET stoped him from a mind transfer from computer to a Super Zombie that excaped from the thrilling Zero Gravity Fire Fight. Also Lazardo is just plain pugnasious.

The WCL's plan was simple, because how simple dose a plan have to be when you have a traitor in the midst of you emeies....

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT WEEK'S TRILLING REVLIATION! WHO IS THE TRAIOR IN THE ZOmbie Extermination Squad! HOW CAN B.BANZI'c CAR FLY THROUGH WALLS! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!

LOL i want a character!!! :D

If i add a chariter for every one on the forums i would need to add exactly....

alot.

So just give a sugestion of a charicter, weapon, job. I need some people to be on the legion of Death and maby more people on the World Crime League.

Do not put me in or I will castrate alantai

I want me caracter devolpment on aGorm... of course im heavly biased but my ego dictates that I am important enought to have some. However... I do like being a cloner any chance i could get turned into a zombie, but befor i compeatly turn i make a clone of my self, and hence my clone comes out with normal thinking (arbite foming at teh mouth...) but rotting away. Then i can infiltrate zombie ranks or somthing... well, its your story so i cant realy didctate anything. I'll leave it up to you, but dont miss me out ...

aGorm

Here is some cooleio information for anyone who wants a charicter:

Need a persona, race and ocupation.
Races: Basical Humain (those nasty buggers), Zoombies (smart Zombies!, but none as awsome as the original Zoombie) and Lectroids (EVIL ALEINS FORM THE 8TH DIMENSION!!!!)
Ocupation:

GOOD GUY'S (kindof)

Justic Leuge: One of the largest agenceys that deal with the threat eminating from the various evil orginisations. Formed 2131 in the Andromeda Crises, when Hanor Xan threatened to relese the zombie mindcontroll viruse onto an unsuspecting world. A crack squad of marines (originaly used to end the Sol Wars) Assulted Hanor Xan's base and managed to capture the viruse back. Unfortunantly their heroic leader was captured. Xan is still at large

The Banzi Instatute for Biomedical Reserch and Stratigic Information: Created in the year 2080 by the famed renisance man Buckaroo Banzi, the BIDBRSI created several new inventions includeing, the Ocilation Overthruster (whitch allowes semi-nutral relations to the Black Lectroids, who are the slightly less evil Letriods, by alloweing humain kind to travel safely to the 8th Dimension), the Space Car (a cheap and efficent space travel vehical) and the Energy Manufactire Device (whitch is a better and safer version of an anti-matter reactor).

X-Com: Just kidding

Zombie Extermination Team: Also known as ZET, the Zombie Extermination Team was formed in the San Angles Disaster. Several amazing geniuses and one certein heroic marine, afflicted with a horrific viruse, managed to kill a huge amount of the zombies in the city. However the zombie threat is still at large and the ZET has stoped countless evil actions and zombie threats.

Black Lectroids: Semi-less evil then the evil Red Lectroids, the Black Lectroids are mutch like every lectroid. Their first name is always John, and they feed of electricty. Black Lectroids use their psycic powers to change their apperence to humains. Black Lectroids look like Jamaciens.

EVIL GUY'S(Devinently)

World Crime Lueage: Created by Hanor Xan, the WCL has plauged the entire humain race. THey are small, massivly rich and helped by faceless, personalityless lacky's. Each of them is considered to be the eptimoin of evil, while Hanor Xan is the most EVIL of EVIL! He is considered to be the eptimoime of visiousness and crulity. Hanor Xan is locked in a deadly blood fued with the Banzi's family. He murdered Buckaroos parents. Unfortunantly the ZET has also been included in the blood fued because of their allences with B.Banzi. As of now the ZET has decided to fight Xan.

Legion of Death: The massive Legion of Death is massive. They stretch form where every you are to timbucktoo. They are all either dead or deying, but that has never stoped them. ZET and the Justice Leuge Concintraite on the Legion, because the Legion is mainly zoombies and they are controlled by Xan. Useually they are cannon fire.

Red Lectroids: EVIL! THEY ARE EVIL FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION!

Zombie's: They are every where. Every man, woman and child born after the San Angeles has been through at least three Zombie Defence classes, each one year round. Theases classes can teach anyone how to get away from zombies, then they can get to the Zombie Controll Center near them. Then the ZCC can destroy a small threat adn call the ZET for a large one.

Zombie Extermination Team

Starring in alphabetic order.... well not realy

Zoombie as team strongman
Napalme "Napalm" Cobra as team gun man
and
Alanti Firestar as Alantie Firestar as team insane guy with ax
Archangle of Death as team recherch head
Cyder as Clone of Cyder who had his EVIL gene expanded to triple times its normal size!
Hanor Xan
HorseFlesh
aGorm

Zombie Extermination squad is brought to you by:
Russion Death Ray, more on this here http://www.tldm.org/news4/deathraygun.htm

the ZET Super Mega Jet zipped away and aGorm sat at his desk. he barly noticed everything else for about..... three week's. He had been consumed by his new project. Splinign zombie DNA with the Zombie Viruse DNA with a Cow's DNA and his own DNA. This would create a aGorm with immortality, no zombification, and an udder! Wait! aGorm smacked him self and took the Cow's DNA out of the entire equation.

The Super Mega Jet held Agninkoff with the anti-zombie serum (incase Xan decided to use his dread zombie gass), Zoombie, Alanti, Napalm and Banzi. They all concintrated on their deadly plan.

Angle walked up to aGorm and replaced his IV feeding tube with a fresh one and then ordered a pizza.

Xan readyed the flack cannon, useing the tracking device planted by the traitor on the jet. Soon Banzi would be dead, and because he had no heir the Xan's would be victoriouse after a centurie of blood fueuding.

Agninkoff sneased

A micro turbulance juddered the plane. A small implanted device, stedaly transmitting to the flack cannons targeting sensor fell from the top of the wing to the bottom of the wing. It teetered on the edge of the fule tank, and almost fell off.

Napalm walked slowly to the bathroom.

aGorm looked at the rapidly expanding group of cell's, and wondered at how the thing looked almost humain, exept for the zombie dna flirting about in the nucleuse.

Napalm went to the bath room and glanced out the window of the bathroom. He noticed a small transmiter on a fule tank. He opened his mouth.

Agninkoff glanced at Banzi and smiled. Banzi shighed and readyed his pen for another atougraph.

The flack cannon fired and the entire world slowed to a crawl.

Alanti's eye lid twitched as the flash of the cannon going off and his hands started to jerk the plane aside. The hyper sensitive controlles responed

Zoombie heard a dull whump.

Napalm shouted

aGorm looked up as he felt his IV tube was pulled out of his arm. "Wha-" he was cut off by a gun shot

The tracking device fell off the plane.

The flack shell exploded on the left wing of the airplane. Zoombie readyed himself for a crash. Alanti slammed the big red button on the dash bord of the Super Jet. Banzi calmly reached for the life jaket, knowing that they where over a oceian. Napalm zipped his fly up.

Angle calmly reloded the single bullet of his cyinide tipped, blooming round for his .38 Revolver. He forgot to disable the defence systems of the base, and forgot about the motion tracking gattling cannons. He turned his gun to the cloneing device. The gattling gun blew his arm off, then cut his into small pices with high calabir rounds.

The jet smashed into the water and Xan cakled loudly.
"BANZI AND THE ZOMBIE EXTERMINATION SQUAD IS DEAD!"

To be Continued....?

I take it you didn't like my viking goat thrower (which by the way is a fully capable spaceborn warship). Well, no me, no my ship. The goats aren't friendly. (There are some obvious uses for free roaming ammo. Don't have to transport it, just leave a trail of food. Or use a goatcall to bring them all running to the weapon emplacement that needs the ammo the most. No problems arrise from this, there are only 2 weapon emplacements) And what makes you think I'd used a .38 anything? .5 is minimum for me, and thats only if its an anti-tank assault rifle.

This just gets better and better... cant wait for teh next bit.

aGorm

I want to be a malfunctioning robot that wants to learn about human feelings!

Have you been watching Doctor Who?? (Actully now i think of it in most si fis theers a robot thats trying to understand humans or is already human, why the hell is this... )

aGorm

aGorm wrote:Have you been watching Doctor Who?? (Actully now i think of it in most si fis theers a robot thats trying to understand humans or is already human, why the hell is this... )

aGorm

1) I've never seen Doctor Who in my entire life
2) I guess it's an easy subject: humans find robot on distant planet, robot likes humans, robot does something terribly wrong and gets insulted by humans, humans get into trouble, robot saves them miraculously by giving his own life, humans are sorry they lost the robot, humans continue there journey...

I want to be a malfunctioning robot that wants to learn about human feelings!

Johnny Five, alive!

I wonder how many of you know the reference.

I DOOO. Watched both films. Like the 2nd one, PUNK ROCK ROBOT!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shourt circuit? Man aint seen them in so long i forgoten them. That is short circiut isnt it? or is that battries not included? to many films not enough names... or somthing like that. However in Doctor Who last week there was a darlek (basicly robot) and it lernt human feelings. And then theres lost in space. (danger danger will robbinson! my arms are flailing wildly!)
and then in starwars C3PO famosly is design to undertand but doesn't (a twist on teh concept)

the list seems to go on...

aGorm