Here's a tiny fraction of mine, sources are irrelevant, post some good ones!
Permit nothing to cleave to you that is not your own; nothing to grow to you that may give you agony when it is torn away.
Man is disturbed not by things, but by the views he takes of them.
You see, religion is like a penis. Its great for you that you have one, but, please, keep it to yourself, and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat.
Do not under any circumstance attempt to judge the tactic which you were beaten by in a game to require no skill, since you were unable to execute it yourself and win the game.
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didnÔÇÖt do than by the ones you did do.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
Tell me and IÔÇÖll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and IÔÇÖll understand.
Principles is another name for prejudices.
There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imaginations of ourselves.
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think thay're after you, it means you think you matter.
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Well, dwarves don't really believe in much of an afterlife. No hells, no monsters, none of that. But they like the idea of not being empty-handed in the event that the afterlife happens to believe in dwarves.
Remember my friend, knowledge is stronger than memory and we should never trust the weaker.
You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails.
You cannot reach new lands without losing sight of the shore.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
If you're leaving scorch marks you need a bigger gun.
Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, Embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.
Version numbers are nothing but smoke and mirrors.
Woe to him who teaches men faster than they can learn.
When injustice becomes law, Rebellion becomes duty.
If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.
One man's "buggy movement" is another man's "intentional slowdown for balance".
Bad things get remembered to be a danger sign for the future, good things are forgotten so you can feel good about experiencing them again.
Thing is depth is dug. It's rare to find a deep cave. Mostly you get these all sorts of caveins that you have to dig out. (about relationships)
Stupid individuals happily point fingers on abstract labels rather than on who is responsible.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Warned for Felony One, Felony Two, Felony Three, Felony Six, Felony Seven, Misdemeanor One, Misdemeanor Two, Misdemeanor Four, Misdemeanor Five, Argumentative Offense One, Argumentative Offense Two, Argumentative Offense Three, Argumentative Offense Four.
I don't enslave myself to time. There is day and there is night.
Standardized Heuristics in Information Technology
There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet.
I think it's pretty funny how your political viewpoint somehow determines if you think the world is getting hotter or not.
