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Team died messages!

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 20:36
by TheFatController
Feel free to post your own lists to be amended to the existing list:

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tr1=Team%i (%s) has been obliterated;
tr2=Team%i (%s) has been liquidated;
tr3=Team%i (%s) has been eradicated;
tr4=Team%i (%s) has terminated;
tr5=Team%i (%s) has bowed out;
tr6=Team%i (%s) forces have gone to a better place;
tr7=Team%i (%s) has been shown the door;
tr8=Team%i (%s) has left the scene;
tr9=Team%i (%s) has been annihilated;
tr10=Team%i (%s) has gone to robot heaven;
tr11=Team%i (%s) has left the building;
tr12=Team%i (%s) is no longer with us;
tr13=Team%i (%s) lost their mojo;
tr14=Team%i (%s) was unworthy of continued existence;
tr15=Team%i (%s) made like Noize's pants, and split;
tr16=Team%i (%s) couldn't even handle a few AKs;
tr17=Team%i (%s) has been played out;
tr18=Team%i (%s) has been conquered;
tr19=Team%i (%s) is toast;
tr20=Team%i (%s) is done for;
tr21=Team%i (%s) has succumbed;
tr22=Team%i (%s) was helpless before the onslaught;
tr23=Team%i (%s) has been damaged beyond repair;
tr24=Team%i (%s) was dominated;
tr25=Team%i (%s) has been slain;
tr26=Team%i (%s) was outclassed;
tr27=Team%i (%s) got taken down;
tr28=Team%i (%s) got taken out;
tr29=Team%i (%s) is defeated;
tr30=Team%i (%s) fell short;
tr31=Team%i (%s) fell flat;
tr32=Team%i (%s) fizzled out;
tr33=Team%i (%s) was brought to ruin;
tr34=Team%i (%s) was cut short;
tr35=Team%i (%s) had a major malfunction;
tr36=Team%i (%s) claims they accidentally self-destructed;
tr37=Team%i (%s) failed;
tr38=Team%i (%s) suffered a quantum-phase-inducer-photon-interchange-conduit-warp-resonance-integrity-breach-failure-cascade-pulse;
tr39=Team%i (%s) didn't build enough LLTs;
tr40=Team%i (%s) was careless;
tr41=Team%i (%s) has been ousted;
tr42=Team%i (%s) was forfeit;
tr43=Team%i (%s) flatlined;
tr44=Team%i (%s) lost their marbles;
tr45=Team%i (%s) blew a fuse;
tr46=Team%i (%s) has been officially owned;
tr47=Team%i (%s) shall plague the land no more;
tr48=Team%i (%s) spoke softly, but forgot their big stick;
tr49=Team%i (%s) couldn't resist pushing the red button;
tr50=Team%i (%s) was cast down;
tr51=Team%i (%s) was emo;
tr52=Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the stove;
tr53=Team%i (%s) lived up to their reputation;
tr54=Team%i (%s) is almost as bad a player as Caydr;
tr55=Team%i (%s) got whipped;
tr56=Team%i (%s) did their part for global warming;
tr57=Team%i (%s) didn't have the guts;
tr58=Team%i (%s) is at one with the Force;
tr59=Team%i (%s) forgot their permission slip;
tr60=Team%i (%s) kicked the bucket;
tr61=Team%i (%s) was snuffed out;
tr62=Team%i (%s) crumbled;
tr63=Team%i (%s) has expired;
tr64=Team%i (%s) bit the dust;
tr65=Team%i (%s) bought the farm;
tr66=Team%i (%s) bought it;
tr67=Team%i (%s) was sent back to their manufacturer;
tr68=Team%i (%s) didn't wear their protective goggles;
tr69=Team%i (%s) fought to the bitter end;
tr70=Team%i (%s) had better things to do;
tr71=Team%i (%s) didn't see that one coming;
tr72=Team%i (%s) will not buy this record, it is scratched;
tr73=Team%i (%s) forces have been exterminated;
tr74=Team%i (%s) forgot to check their horoscope;
tr75=Team%i (%s) was resolute to the end;
tr76=Team%i (%s) was rendered inert;
tr77=Team%i (%s) was stomped to a fine paste;
tr78=Team%i (%s) passed its expiration date;
tr79=Team%i (%s) has been discontinued;
tr80=Team%i (%s) cashed out;
tr81=Team%i (%s) forgot to pay their protection money;
tr82=Team%i (%s) got taken to the mattresses;
tr83=Team%i (%s) got whacked;
tr84=Team%i (%s) didn't fully close their microwave;
tr85=Team%i (%s) choked on a gerbil;
tr86=Team%i (%s) got a terminal case of rust;
tr87=Team%i (%s) was converted to nuclear waste;
tr88=Team%i (%s) has been burned for witchery;
tr89=Team%i (%s) was gunned down by angry circus people;
tr90=Team%i (%s) drowned in a toilet;
tr91=Team%i (%s) was steamrolled;
tr92=Team%i (%s) has been decommissioned;
tr93=Team%i (%s) won't be bothering you anymore, m'ame;
tr94=Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the gas;
tr95=Team%i (%s) found out baths and toasters don't mix;
tr96=Team%i (%s) was eaten by zombies;
tr97=Team%i (%s) thought the Backstreet Boys are cool;
tr98=Team%i (%s) inspired a new "Warning" label;
tr99=Team%i (%s) will fight another day;
tr100=Team%i (%s) was defeated, but the soul still burns;
tr101=Team%i (%s) was beamed up;
tr102=Team%i (%s) reached the end of their rope;
tr103=Team%i (%s) checked out;
tr104=Team%i (%s) croaked;
tr105=Team%i (%s) has crossed the great divide;
tr106=Team%i (%s) has been disassembled;
tr107=Team%i (%s) paid the debt we all must pay;
tr108=Team%i (%s) was gibbed;
tr109=Team%i (%s) will go home feet first;
tr110=Team%i (%s) is goin' to a dance pawty wit' Gawd!;
tr111=Team%i (%s) got their just reward;
tr112=Team%i (%s) got levelled;
tr113=Team%i (%s) went on to the bonus round;
tr114=Team%i (%s) is immortally challenged;
tr115=Team%i (%s) lost alignment;
tr116=Team%i (%s) kicked the oxygen habit;
tr117=Team%i (%s) got knocked off;
tr118=Team%i (%s) is living-impaired;
tr119=Team%i (%s) mailed in their warranty card;
tr120=Team%i (%s) has passed on;
tr121=Team%i (%s) got pasted;
tr122=Team%i (%s) is permanently out of print;
tr123=Team%i (%s) needs toner;
tr124=Team%i (%s) pulled the plug;
tr125=Team%i (%s) is pushing up daisies;
tr126=Team%i (%s) got smeared;
tr127=Team%i (%s) will sleep with the fishes;
tr128=Team%i (%s) is slowly cooling to room temperature;
tr129=Team%i (%s) took a dirt nap;
tr130=Team%i (%s) was taken out of production;
tr131=Team%i (%s) got toasted;
tr132=Team%i (%s) walked the plank;
tr133=Team%i (%s) is worm food;
tr134=Team%i (%s) met their end;
tr135=Team%i (%s) followed the white rabbit;
tr136=Team%i (%s) is, uh, just resting;
tr137=Team%i (%s) is pining for the fjords;
tr138=Team%i (%s) moved into upper management;
tr149=Team%i (%s) remaindered;
tr140=Team%i (%s) is dead, Jim;
I may not include any that are too obscure, rude or 4channy!

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 21:14
by Jazcash

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tr***=Team%i (%s) Teched to Krog;
tr***=Team%i (%s) shouldn't of smurfed;
tr***=Team%i (%s) has gone to dine in hell;
tr***=Team%i (%s) made windmills on Comet;
tr***=Team%i (%s) is all wet;
tr***=Team%i (%s) is crying. I hope you're all happy;
tr***=Team%i (%s) ran out of cookies;
tr***=Team%i (%s) has failed his team;
tr***=Team%i (%s) started air;
tr***=Team%i (%s) thought they were playing SpeedMetal;
tr***=Team%i (%s) rushed a Vulcan;
tr***=Team%i (%s) is playing the wrong Mod;
tr***=Team%i (%s) thought /b/ was a smiley!;
tr***=Team%i (%s) is all upset;
tr***=Team%i (%s) must be using Vista;

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 22:53
by Gota
Thought he was playing CA.

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 23:11
by TheFatController

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needed better team mates.
wont be making any more metal in a hurry.
thought they were playing Sim City.
didnt make a single offensive unit.
didnt scout.
wasnt a team player.
should have built more porc.
should have expanded more.
teched up at the wrong time.
:mrgreen:

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 23:19
by zwzsg
Gota wrote:Thought he was playing CA.
Team%i (%s) claims this mod needs to be rebalanced!

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 19 Apr 2009, 01:42
by Snipawolf
tr***=I think Team%i (%s) is a pretty cool guy, eh is doin it rong and doesn't afraid of anything

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 19 Apr 2009, 15:55
by HectorMeyer

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learned their lesson
got what he deserved
is missing in action
will be remembered
had it coming
couldn't take it anymore
said his prayers
wasn't born for this
was put out of it's misery
signed out
was too young to die
went out with style
underestimated the enemy
hoped for an easy win
is no more
is history
was put in his place
retreated from active service
is now unavailable
made futile attempts at resistance
met his maker
will be back
couldn't take the heat in the -------
showed considerable effort
waits for his insurance payout
served his purpose
lost the game
went through some hard times
never surrendered
didn't have a chance
wasn't up for his task
couldn't avoid it
was the wrong person for the job
left a mark
provided the enemy with fresh metal
is mourning his defeat
needs some time off
now assumes a more passive role
didn't make it
went down
took a beating
got spanked
took it like a man
had no idea what he would get himself into
let adversity overcome him
8)

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 19 Apr 2009, 23:40
by YokoZar
didn't have a teammate give him a unit to prevent him from being forced to spectate before the game was actually over

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 00:01
by Jazcash
got raped.

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 15:33
by HectorMeyer
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cut the blue cable first
reached critical mass
didn't read the small print
didn't backup his files
ran out of coolant
looks like he could use a drink now
didn't follow the safety procedures
has to ask himself some tough questions now
needs a hug
didn't want any troubles
almost had his Krogoth ready
can now be shipped in small packages
doesn't pose a threat anymore
has no forces left under his command
is strapped of his offensive capabilities
still can't believe what happened
handed in the paperwork
dropped the soap
is all over the place
was doing it wrong
died for the good cause
went from us
left the battlefield
got pwned
is eliminated
screwed up
stepped down
will be held responsible for this

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 18:53
by Jish
got owned
didn't spam enough peewees
is a noob
must have read jazcash's guide

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 18:55
by Jazcash
;-;

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 19:11
by Wisse
played against Wisse

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 Apr 2009, 19:16
by Jazcash
is a faggot.

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 14:19
by Apollo
plays as bad as wisse

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 15:36
by Pxtl
Am I the only one annoyed by these messages? When I play and see something obscure about "so-and-so did such and such" it takes a minute for me to realize that means "oh, he's no longer in the game. Right."

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 16:03
by YHCIR
Pxtl wrote:Am I the only one annoyed by these messages? When I play and see something obscure about "so-and-so did such and such" it takes a minute for me to realize that means "oh, he's no longer in the game. Right."
Na, nobody ever says anything like those messages and it's usually accompanied by a large explosion anyway.

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 05 May 2009, 19:50
by bartvbl
figured he wasn't spectating
deserted

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 May 2009, 11:27
by 1v0ry_k1ng
bought a PS3

Re: Team died messages!

Posted: 20 May 2009, 12:11
by Neddie
Only knows how to make derivative, unfunny statements.