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The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 18:28
by PicassoCT
Some odd Questions:
First for the Poll:
How many Percent of your Time spend in the Internetzs do you acutally work "aimed" towards a Target- for Example checking your Emails and how many Percent do you simply idle, just checking if spring still exists, just taking a look at youtube, visting oldmanmurray and so on...

So my Question: Ist there a Firefox, Opera Gadget to avoid getting derailed- some buy&wish&todolist with a reminder?

Second Thing: Do you have aged Tabs?
You know, that interesting Wall of Text you promised yourself to read, that Coment you would write, the news that are old, but you won´t give away... So if yes, how many of those aged Tabs do you carry usually with you ?

Third: What exactly makes the Internets so derailing? Links? Blogs? Google?

Fourth: Googles Expanded Search has the Line: Without the Words:
What Words do you copy&paste usually in there?
(Example: -amazon -ebay -buy -sell -penisenlargments -russianwarezwithTrojans)

Not that i wanted to post this.. just got sort of Derailed ;) Thx for Answers... oh, one last Question:

What did you planned to do before you opened this Thread ? And is Boredom nessescary to get good Ideas or at least Initiative ? And is the Internetzs, which is the end of all Boredom therefore a Honeytrap?

Man Speed really gets you going...

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 19:26
by CarRepairer
I like pie.

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 19:28
by PicassoCT
CarRepairer wrote:I like pie.
GlaDos or Missis Lovetts Pies?

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 19:41
by lurker
I have maybe 200 aged tabs, half closed right now, and maybe 500 junk tabs I need to clean out. Once I hit about 700 open tabs gui elements error out when trying to be created, even though I have many free gigs. Anyone have any idea what it could be? I think it's my running out of of the paged pool. But enough of that, caek!
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Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 22:01
by CarRepairer
PicassoCT wrote:
CarRepairer wrote:I like pie.
GlaDos or Missis Lovetts Pies?
Type ctrl+advance to win the game!

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 23:03
by REVENGE
FUCK YOU ALL IN SKY!

UNBAN EMMANUEL

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Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 23:37
by PicassoCT
Page 54:

Trolldisease: SuicidebyBan

Diagnosis:
Foam on the Mouth
Sounds of despair for other long perished Trolls
Giving up any survivalstrategy
Running directly into the Ban
Derailing Threads over Derailing...
;)

All your Brainz are belongs to us..

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 06 Feb 2008, 23:43
by REVENGE
PicassoCT wrote: All your Brainz are belongs to us..
Speaking of which, I was playing Zero Wing for Genesis last night. I did not realize "For great justice" came from it as well.

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 00:11
by PicassoCT
Legend
And Legendary Offtopic, like many funny Translations, which derail Games. So if you consider every derail as a Circle.. we are back on Topic

Proof..
this is the first underailable Thread! Muhahahaa :mrgreen:

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 02:14
by JimmyJ
REVENGE wrote:
PicassoCT wrote: All your Brainz are belongs to us..
Speaking of which, I was playing Zero Wing for Genesis last night. I did not realize "For great justice" came from it as well.
Take off every Zig.

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 03:34
by SwiftSpear
If I derail this thread, is it really considered off topic?

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 05:37
by nemppu
I LIKE TURTLES !

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 10:53
by BlackLiger
This appropriately describes how the internet goes for me:

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Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 18:26
by PicassoCT
Anybody a Idea how to solve the distractionproblem?

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 19:33
by CarRepairer
PicassoCT wrote:Anybody a Idea how to solve the distractionproblem?
Make your time.

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 07 Feb 2008, 22:22
by SwiftSpear
The "distraction problem" is the point of the internet :P

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 08 Feb 2008, 02:03
by JimmyJ
Image
See? No Derail for me :-)

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 08 Feb 2008, 08:22
by Lupus
PPL MST EAT!
"There will be cake and you'll be baked."

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 08 Feb 2008, 11:46
by rattle
The internet is all porn and serious business.

Re: The Internetz: DeRailgun...

Posted: 08 Feb 2008, 18:52
by PicassoCT
So we need a fully automatic porn searcher, porn downloader and sorter, to avoid prondistraction vom serious business... ;)