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Bike molester

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 22:43
by rattle

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 22:50
by Relative
.... First off what offense did he commit, and why was he put on a sex offender's register for that? Sure its a very odd thing to do, but isn't that list meant for rapists and pedophiles? This could affect his prospects for life. Also he was doing it in a private locked room, why is he being sentenced when it was neither either public nor harmful to the public?

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 22:52
by TradeMark
why cant those perverts go home and do their dirty things there alone without anyone seeing/hearing, like i do.

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 23:05
by Forboding Angel
WTF offenders list for that?

Pretty soon it'll be a crime to do it with your hand.

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 23:06
by AF
He was in a private place though, afterall someone unlocking your front door who has a master key that can open any door on your street shouldn't make your home a public place, rather it should make that person an intruder.

So he should have been able to f*ck his bike, even if its really wierd...

Posted: 26 Oct 2007, 23:27
by Saktoth
Wait, masturbating in a hostel is illegal?

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 00:34
by Sleksa
Stewart on Wednesday admitted to sexual breach of the peace
Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 00:37
by Neddie
Aberley House is in Britain, not the United States. Sleksa busted.

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 00:39
by Sleksa
United states IS the whole world neddie

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 04:15
by Dragon45
damn straight

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 04:58
by Sangue
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Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 08:48
by KDR_11k
Relative wrote:.... First off what offense did he commit, and why was he put on a sex offender's register for that? Sure its a very odd thing to do, but isn't that list meant for rapists and pedophiles? This could affect his prospects for life. Also he was doing it in a private locked room, why is he being sentenced when it was neither either public nor harmful to the public?
You get put on the sex offender list for pissing in a public place. Of course people THINK that the list is only for severe criminals so there's no resistance to further restrictions for anyone on the list and AFAIK everyone on there is treated equally.

Which is really fucked up if you consider that someone who got drunk and dropped his pants in public has his location pinpointed by authorities at all times while a violent gang member gets ignored after he's out of jail.

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 08:51
by Snipawolf
Governments are dumb as hell like that...

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 08:52
by Pressure Line
TradeMark wrote:why cant those perverts go home and do their dirty things there alone without anyone seeing/hearing, like i do.
didnt you read the article? the guy had LOCKED himself inside HIS ROOM, when the cleaners let themselves in with the master key. What more is he supposed to do? nail the door shut?

sure, its a hell of a weird thing to do, but its not like he was hurting anyone else.

Posted: 27 Oct 2007, 11:25
by Dragon45
Sangue wrote:A pedalphile. D:

this is one of the funniest things ive heard in a while.