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Makes a good christmas present...

Posted: 04 Jul 2007, 20:38
by rattle

Posted: 04 Jul 2007, 20:53
by AF
possible fertility risk

Posted: 04 Jul 2007, 21:09
by smoth
my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 01:11
by Muzic
smoth wrote:my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...
A hot cup of chocolate with whipcream and marshmellows <3?

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 02:22
by LOrDo
Muzic wrote:
smoth wrote:my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...
A hot cup of chocolate with whipcream and marshmellows <3?
Metaphoricly I suppose. :lol:

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 02:23
by smoth
if you guys cannot figure out how to keep off a winter chill with a woman then I'll not give you any hints.

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 04:17
by Panda
smoth wrote:if you guys cannot figure out how to keep off a winter chill with a woman then I'll not give you any hints.
:-) It's done happily.

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 04:49
by Snipawolf

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 04:51
by Zoombie
Well that was completely...unnecessary, Snipai. Unnecessary and...gross.

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 05:34
by Panda
Ah, eew, you have temporarily interrupted my fantisizing. Man, that and the ideas in this article are just wrong. Some dolphin lovers really do have to much time on their hands. They need to find some better quality porn or reading material. *Shakes head and goes back to thinking about Smoth and of more pleasant ways of keeping warm*

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 05:41
by smoth
of by warm she means sitting around the minovsky reactor hoping the Earth federation does not discover us and my efreet.

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 05:59
by Neddie
smoth wrote:of by warm she means sitting around the minovsky reactor hoping the Earth federation does not discover us and my efreet.
I just stick with casting minor spells while my lass and I pore over forgotten scrolls.

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 12:38
by AF
so much for self sufficiency

Posted: 05 Jul 2007, 17:57
by KDR_11k
Why don't we start talking about goats instead?

(Dolphinse.cx was a partner site of Goatse.cx)

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 06:07
by Dragon45
Smoth is SAYING that to keep WARM with a woman in the WINTER you have to FUCK.

That's right, I said it. You have to FUCK the woman and physically insert your PENIS into her VAGINA. You know, the stuff they taught you in grade school? Oh, but you didn't go you redneck bastard. Simply put? Engage in Sexual Fucking Congress (SFC) and let the HEAT keep you HOT.

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 06:16
by smoth
rofl

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 15:19
by AF
not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 19:45
by Neddie
AF wrote:not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0
This is the only revelation in this thread. Who could possibly be cold on the inside, and possibly considered living?

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 22:01
by AF
they do exist

Posted: 06 Jul 2007, 22:16
by TheRegisteredOne
neddiedrow wrote:
AF wrote:not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0
This is the only revelation in this thread. Who could possibly be cold on the inside, and possibly considered living?
emos?