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Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 12:50
by Raign
Your momma's so fat she uses a matrice as a matrice as a tompon
Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 13:29
by SwiftSpear
Yo momma's so fat she don't pathfind, she just rotates.
Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 14:41
by rattle
Yo momma's so fat she requires hardness 1000000.
Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 17:28
by Weaver
Yo momma's so fat she got invaded by aliens.
Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 23:53
by Drone_Fragger
Yo mommas so fat, that she acts like a Plasma-repulser shield.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 01:16
by PicassoCT
Yo Mama is so Fat - she is considered a Mass Extraction Cheat in Surpreme Comander...
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 01:36
by rattle
Yo momma's so fat, astronomers consider her a planet.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 05:05
by nobody2u
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 06:48
by Candleman
Your mama's so fat, she has an entire civilization living on her. Scientists are close to making contact with them.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 06:52
by Zoombie
Yo mamma is so dumb, she dosn't want this thread locked and burned at the stake for being a f!@#ing waste of f@(#ing TIME!
AURGH! I HATE YA MAMMA JOKES! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!
Okay, now that I have gotten that out of my system, everyone go on and keep making ya mama jokes.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 07:43
by REVENGE
Impulse factor 2147483647 couldn't even BUDGE yo' mamma shes so damn fat.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 12:28
by rattle
Zoombie wrote:Yo mamma is so dumb, she dosn't want this thread locked and burned at the stake for being a f!@#ing waste of f@(#ing TIME!
AURGH! I HATE YA MAMMA JOKES! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!
Okay, now that I have gotten that out of my system, everyone go on and keep making ya mama jokes.
Your dad's so fat, no wait that's not your dad!
Lets dig deeper, we haven't reached the bottom level yet...
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 19:40
by Drone_Fragger
Yo mommas so fat, They took a picture of her, from Saturn, and she wouldn't fit on the page.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 19:52
by Drone_Fragger
Yo mommas so fat, She accidently rolled over AA's Krogoth and crushed it flat.
Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.
Yo mommas so fat, when she sharpened her finger in a pencil sharpener, it took her 3 days to feel the pain.
Yo mommas so fat, When she takes a dump, Earthquakes happen.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 20:35
by PicassoCT
Yo Mama is that fat, if she went to hell - the Devil would call it a Deep Fat Fryer Day and would open another Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 21:30
by rattle
Drone_Fragger wrote:Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.
I'd take that as a compliment...
Yo momma's so fat she gave birth to the GAW.
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 21:32
by Aun
rattle wrote:Drone_Fragger wrote:Yo mommas so fat, that she IS the Big Bertha.
I'd take that as a compliment...
Yo momma's so fat she gave birth to the GAW.
Haha!
Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:38
by Snipawolf
Yo mama's so fat, 7,813 mexicans live inside her, and she doesn't know about them!
Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 14:23
by KDR_11k
Your mama procreates through mitosis.
Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 14:46
by rattle
Hahahah...