The yo mama joke thread

Day · Post by **Day** » 22 Sep 2006, 12:27

Your mother once swam in the ocean, the entire Netherlands got flooded

rofl not entirely

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 22 Sep 2006, 14:37

Yo momma's so fat the house had to be build around her.
Yo momma's so fat that she's pinned in google earth.
Yo momma's the reason why the kids in africa starve.
Yo momma's so fat, she got her own graviation field.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's actually your dad.
etc...

knorke · Post by **knorke** » 22 Sep 2006, 15:01

Yo momma's so fat she can de-sync local games.

Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.

NOiZE · Post by **NOiZE** » 22 Sep 2006, 15:18

knorke wrote:Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.

loved that one

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 22 Sep 2006, 15:49

Yo momma's so fat she makes the pavement sweat.
Yo momma's so fat early warning systems go nuts when she takes a walk.
Yo momma's so fat, you can bareley see the edges of Epic.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got an entire universe in her belly.
Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 22 Sep 2006, 17:02

Yo momma so fat, she broke the GUI.

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 22 Sep 2006, 18:21

rattle wrote:Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.

What kind of barbarian mixes his Whiskey with coke?

Decimator · Post by **Decimator** » 22 Sep 2006, 18:27

Dragon45 wrote:Yo momma so fat, she broke the GUI.

Yo momma's so fat, she satiated the GUImonster.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 22 Sep 2006, 18:43

KDR_11k wrote:
rattle wrote:Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.
What kind of barbarian mixes his Whiskey with coke?

Take a look at the Pedo Bear shirt at t-shirt hell and you know where this came from

In soviet russia, FAT is YO MOMMA!

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 22 Sep 2006, 22:52

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken as the fat boy kbot!

kirby · Post by **kirby** » 22 Sep 2006, 22:55

yo moma is so stupid she thought cheerios wer doughnut seeds

yo moma is so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her self

yo moma is so poor when sombody pressed the door bell sheed stick her head out the windo and say ding dong

Lindir The Green · Post by **Lindir The Green** » 22 Sep 2006, 23:48

Your mom's so fat, light itself can't escape her gravitational field.

Your mom's so fat, the world revolves around her.

Ooh, and here's one I heard a few years ago:

Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 22 Sep 2006, 23:50

Weird Al!

WEIRD AL!

You stole that from Weird Al!

"When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house, because I'm fat! I'm fat, you know, you know! Don't call me pudgy, portly or stout, just tell me once again...who's fat?" (Fat, parody of Bad)

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 23 Sep 2006, 01:57

Yo mama so fat she collapsed into herself and made a black hole!

kirby · Post by **kirby** » 23 Sep 2006, 01:58

Lindir The Green wrote:Your mom's so fat, light itself can't escape her gravitational field.

Your mom's so fat, the world revolves around her.

Ooh, and here's one I heard a few years ago:

Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

ehh thos suk but whoo care hey wait u wer talken about my moma well yo mam is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

kirby · Post by **kirby** » 23 Sep 2006, 02:02

wait uh oh

ur all talken bout my moma

well yo momas are so fat when u slap there ass u can ride the waves

Sheekel · Post by **Sheekel** » 23 Sep 2006, 04:13

Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 23 Sep 2006, 04:23

Forboding Angel · Post by **Forboding Angel** » 23 Sep 2006, 08:17

Sheekel wrote:Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

roflmao!

nobody2u · Post by **nobody2u** » 25 Sep 2006, 04:03

knorke wrote:Yo momma's so fat she can de-sync local games.

Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.

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