The yo mama joke thread

Ishach · Post by **Ishach** » 21 Sep 2006, 11:43

knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.

Close thread and sticky

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 21 Sep 2006, 12:28

Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256.

Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two escape pods to leave the ship.

Das Bruce · Post by **Das Bruce** » 21 Sep 2006, 12:47

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 21 Sep 2006, 13:14

lol, KDR...

And Das Bruce's is funny too

Foxomaniac · Post by **Foxomaniac** » 21 Sep 2006, 13:44

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Ah, I love leetkey.

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 21 Sep 2006, 13:46

Foxomaniac wrote:
FizWizz wrote:-.-- ---
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momma
so
ugly
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momma
had
to
be
drunk
to
breast
feed
her

Ah, I love leetkey.

leetkey is fucking win.

LathanStanley · Post by **LathanStanley** » 21 Sep 2006, 14:04

your momma is like a door knob, EVERYONE gets their turn..

Your momma is so fat, she got hit in the head by an airplane and said: "who threw that rock?"

your momma is so fat she's like a rodeo, she's judged by how heavy she is

your momma is soo easy, she IS the bus ride to school...

your momma is like a jelly doughnut, huge, covered in sugar and grease, and full of sticky shit..

Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your momma is so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls

Your momma is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow...

I have more too..

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 21 Sep 2006, 15:48

Yo momma never had a child.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:27

Yo Mama is official Fat Reserve of the States.

Don`t you touch her. That Thing is for worser Times to come.

Yo Mama Holidays at the East Coast, make those Tsunamis.

Yo Mama gave Birth to three other Childs, but they didn`t surviv digging through the Fat.

Yo Mamas has that much Bad Fat, that Godzilla died of Heart Infarction. Poor Beast.

Decimator · Post by **Decimator** » 21 Sep 2006, 18:29

Yo momma's so fat, her mass accounts for all the missing matter in the universe.

LathanStanley · Post by **LathanStanley** » 21 Sep 2006, 22:02

your momma is so fat, she has her own magnetic field

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 21 Sep 2006, 22:38

Now it looks to be almost personal...

Yo mama so fat, explorers from Spain mistook her as the new world!

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 21 Sep 2006, 22:43

Comp1337 wrote: Yo momma's so fat, she needs two escape pods to leave the ship.

W1n.

My contribution:

Yo momma so fat that when God said "let there be light!" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 22 Sep 2006, 01:18

Yo mamas so fat, she is what Decimators railway cannon avatar is firing!

Peet · Post by **Peet** » 22 Sep 2006, 02:03

Yo momma's so fat, her reclaim yield is comparable to that of Core Prime.

Candleman · Post by **Candleman** » 22 Sep 2006, 02:10

Yo momma's so fat, the astronauts say "Goddamn, what is that thing?"

nobody2u · Post by **nobody2u** » 22 Sep 2006, 02:56

P3374H wrote:Yo momma's so fat, her reclaim yield is comparable to that of Core Prime.

Put some more related to Spring! Those are just funny

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 22 Sep 2006, 03:49

Yo momma's so fat they made Epic just for her.

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 22 Sep 2006, 08:49

That is not a moon, that's your mother?

Your mother once swam in the ocean, the entire Netherlands got flooded!

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 22 Sep 2006, 11:23

Your Mother is so fat, she will be the next Star in Katamari Damacy. Keep rolling!

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