Forum Game: Jail Break

Forum Game: Jail Break

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Vabor
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Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 00:39

I used to have this at fileuniverse but it is now updating so yeah

How to play: I tell you where you are and you tell me what to do with the character, like a text adventure.

Rule 1: Do not predict what will happen in your posts. Thats my job.
Rule 2: Dont get mad. Its just a really hard game.
Rule 3: Make sense. Dont make up crap I dont know about(though I might)
Rule 4: HAVE FUN!

Note: If someone tells me how to post images, MAYBE I will use MSPaint to make pictures of whats happening.

You are in a jail cell. There is a barred window in front of you. Next to you is a large pumpkin and a key.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by lurker » 22 Feb 2009, 00:40

HUG PUMPKIN

Wait, crap you don't know about or might not? Link in such a case.
And you just have to choose a file on the attachment panel down there. v
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by imbaczek » 22 Feb 2009, 00:49

cast town portal
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by aegis » 22 Feb 2009, 00:58

carve pumpkin into a beautiful jack-o-lantern using the key
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:17

What pumpkin? I said no such thing.

New rule: Dont make posts that contradict each other. I will fix this problem of multi posts in my next game, along with other things.

Edit: You have nothing with which to make a portal with.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by aegis » 22 Feb 2009, 01:22

I cast magic missile.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:23

Thats from when I added the rule "HAVE FUN"

Edit: Now that I think about it, I need to add that other rule too.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:25

You did not specify where to cast your magic missile. You also have 0 magic points at the moment.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by imbaczek » 22 Feb 2009, 01:35

spin a web of gateway to someplace safe
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by lurker » 22 Feb 2009, 01:36

So we're a spellcaster, out of charge, and suffering from heavy SAN loss. This is going well.

How is the cell sealed; any chance that key will fit?
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Felix the Cat » 22 Feb 2009, 01:37

Swallow the key.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Jazcash » 22 Feb 2009, 01:38

fart in your face
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:39

New rule: Do not post retarded crap...well... not as much. There hasnt been one single good command yet. You can be funny, but please try to be useful at the same time. Here is an example:

Pee on the bars and wait for them to corrode.

See, that is possible since pee is acidic. And its somewhat funny. Note: You have to wait for 3 more commands before I will allow you to use that command since Im the one who came up with it.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:41

You have swallowed the key for no apparent reason. You try to fart in your own face but cant put your face in your butt.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by lurker » 22 Feb 2009, 01:41

Good:
Vabor wrote:Pee on the bars and wait for them to corrode.
Bad:
lurker wrote:How is the cell sealed; any chance that key will fit?
Duly noted.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:44

Doesnt matter now since you friggin ate the key. And you cant throw up on command. Now if alcohol was in the mix then we'd be having a different conversation.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by lurker » 22 Feb 2009, 01:47

Because you're not picky about doing posts in order. It still matters how the cell is locked if we want to get out. Maybe italics are the key.
look at cell locking mechanism
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Jazcash » 22 Feb 2009, 01:49

start to play with balls
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by Vabor » 22 Feb 2009, 01:52

You turn around to see the door. It has an old timey lock on it. It doesnt look like the key you swallowed would work on it. You have an urge to play with your balls, but you cant remember where you placed them. Next to the door is a pile of poo.
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Re: Forum Game: Jail Break

Post by BlackLiger » 22 Feb 2009, 01:58

Look for some method of creating fire.
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