Drank 2 overflowing shots of Jack Daniels.
Just stated another beer. It's 7.1% Labatt Maximum Ice.
I shallst quoteth from my other posts:
Just started that third beer now... it's about half gone.Over the last 10 minutes I've had 2 beers, still nothing. The offensive words flow a little more easily but that's it. After watching Kotaku's "GTA4 drunk driving" video I'd have though I'd be feeling something by now.... I guess my samsonlike self is truly immune to all forms of attack. Who would dare stand against me, I, who dual-wield.
Will be back in a few minutes, going to do 4 shots and see what that does for me.
No, wait, I can't feel my tongue or throat.
...Damn this would be a bad time to find out I'm allergic to Jack Daniels.
Edit: Nah, I'm fine.
This is all on an empty stomach, I should mention. Haven't eaten since 5:20 AM, it is now 5:29 PM.
Edit 2: Opening ANOTHER Labatt Maximum Ice (7.1% alcohol)
That puts me up to 144 mL of alcohol just from the beer, then another 4 overflowing shots of Jack Daniels (40%)... What a rip.
Edit 3: Aha! My head just got heavy. What else you got, alcohol? Seriously, you better make me see pink elephants or something at least.
Crap, left my supper in the microwave... gotta go grab it.
To give some backstory, I'm a person who feels that he is mostly immune to alcohol. I've drank an entire 1.5L bottle of 12% wine without feeling the slightest bit woozy.
After that, I drank an entire good-sized (700mL?) glass of 40% alcohol... all it did to me is make me unable to move, not sick. Like, I was on my bed, but I still ate 4 slices of pizza. More like a headache, not the stereotypical "drunk".
So here I am... drank 2 high-percent beers, then 4 shots of Jack Daniels (40%) and now the third beer.
I noticed as I was coming upstairs that I seemed to be able to jump up the stairs without any of my normal difficulty... drunkenness?
Furthermore, as I am typing this, my vision grows a litttle wobbly. However, as you can see, I am still quite capable of rational thought, as I can type this without typo with ease.
Let's see how far this goes.
Why am I posting this on a forum? I guess it's become almost a trend around here to make drunk posts, and I've wondered for a long time if I can even become drunk.
Wow my arm just moved fast.
Gotta go down and retrieve my supper (was supposed to be my lunch).