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by Zoombie
08 Feb 2018, 17:57
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Holy shit, my account is still online?
Replies: 9
Views: 5414

Re: Holy shit, my account is still online?

Hey, if you want me to post my lewds...I mean... I write a lewd story a week and post them on various websites. I just didn't know if this site would allow it :) The current one I'm working on is "The War to End All Worlds." The Martian invasion of 1894 ended when the Tripod Builders died of the com...
by Zoombie
05 Feb 2018, 19:21
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Holy shit, my account is still online?
Replies: 9
Views: 5414

Re: Holy shit, my account is still online?

That's true! After ten years of trying to make it writing regular books, I just added boning. Boom! Bestseller!

I'm...not even kidding.

Still...

Now I need to pitch my "total annihilation, but with boning" idea to my editor. No help for it.
by Zoombie
05 Feb 2018, 07:55
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Holy shit, my account is still online?
Replies: 9
Views: 5414

Holy shit, my account is still online?

...hi? Hello? Is this on? Firstly, does anyone remember me. Secondly, this account is still on? Thirdly, I'm not entirely sure why I'm here again beyond the fact I recently started replaying Total Annihilation and I was like, "hey, i remember TA spring, I should swing by. I wonder if it still exists...
by Zoombie
16 Oct 2009, 02:05
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Its not a serious story. However, that does not excuse poor craft or writing.

However, its also an unedited first draft I'm just posting up here for giggles.
by Zoombie
16 Oct 2009, 00:29
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Well, it depends on what is getting worse. Quality of writing? Content of the story?

Quality of writing can always be improved. But the story is...well...nuts. Completely and utterly nuts. Its absurdest and its weird and I don't want to change that cause...that's why I wrote it.
by Zoombie
15 Oct 2009, 05:36
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

I sure am, Bruce, and I'm loving the ride down into insanity.
by Zoombie
14 Oct 2009, 08:50
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: '
Replies: 20
Views: 2909

Re: Humanity's End

The problem with nano-bots is they're so small that if the room is too hot, like say...above freezing, then they shake themselves apart. They need to work in the COLD.

So, you can stop any gray-goo with a something like...um...your hand. Or a flamethrower if you want to be more careful.
by Zoombie
14 Oct 2009, 08:45
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Hey guys! I bet you thought I was dead. Well, i totally wasn't. Four words, though. Three, actually. One's a compound word: BAT-MAN: ARKHUM ASYLUM I'm addicted to the crunching sound of breaking bones, I admit it! Also, um, the shark is about to be catapulted into the sun. You have been warned. ### ...
by Zoombie
04 Oct 2009, 08:44
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Now, there has been a slow down in posts. Why? Because a writing project that I got to 95% completion then stopped writing is reminding me of its existence. If I can polish it off, get it too 100%, then polish it and send it to agents, then hurrah for me!

So, um...

Please don't send ninjas?
by Zoombie
02 Oct 2009, 04:52
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Hurrah! My confidence in my writing is restored!

Unfortunately, I have to write a goddamn homework pre-paper of DOOOOOOOM
by Zoombie
01 Oct 2009, 22:56
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

I tried to jump the shark right at the beginning with transdimensional house cats, out of order chapters, Catholic Ninjas...
by Zoombie
30 Sep 2009, 08:56
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Yerereghgagha A complete brain drain, combined with a large workload, distracted me from writing. But, here's another segment! ...is anyone reading this? ### Chapter Seventeen and One Half: Dr. Stine, Stern Surgeon, seriously studies strange...strange...uh...things. Overworked and yet still dashingl...
by Zoombie
26 Sep 2009, 05:15
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: !
Replies: 8
Views: 1393

Re: Happy ecological deficit day!

Fuckin hell, I don't NEED doomsday scenarios to support sustainable growth and technological advances!

And if you don't think those are what we need to keep this planet ticking, then you're a moron.
by Zoombie
25 Sep 2009, 08:21
Forum: Evolution RTS
Topic: What is Evolution, and why should I care... free cookies?
Replies: 35
Views: 8301

Re: What is Evolution, and why should I care... free cookies?

And then Zoomer Z Zoombie came to expliniferie the basics of the campaign so one does not have to rummage through that long post Forb posted! The Iamman people have colonized the stars, but now that their homeworld (and its pseudo-fascist goverment) was unfortunately hit by a gamma ray burst, the co...
by Zoombie
25 Sep 2009, 06:10
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Halo 3 ODST
Replies: 7
Views: 1025

Re: Halo 3 ODST

They should remake Pathways Into Darkness.

And they should keep it as viciously murderously evilly obscenely difficult as its original was.
by Zoombie
24 Sep 2009, 23:15
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Halo 3 ODST
Replies: 7
Views: 1025

Re: Halo 3 ODST

The problem with almost all "drop troop" games is that you only DROP once. ODST are cool because of the ORBITAL DROP, not the Shock Troop (We've done that before). Really, I think it would have been cooler to play an ODST game wherein you played through several important battles across several plane...
by Zoombie
24 Sep 2009, 09:00
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

More stuff! ### Chapter Seventeen: Dream come true ÔÇ£Eaahahahahaahahah!ÔÇØ Daniel's shoulders were aching because his arms were being held above his head. His feet were danging above a rather large drop towards the ground. But he really didn't care because, well, HE WAS FLYING. ÔÇ£This is amazing, ...
by Zoombie
22 Sep 2009, 19:16
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Hey, that's the noise one makes when suddenly catapulted into the air.

I should know, I've gone surprise hang-gliding.
by Zoombie
22 Sep 2009, 12:02
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

They were really getting into that kissing <nods>
by Zoombie
22 Sep 2009, 08:36
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist
Replies: 77
Views: 7061

Re: Bible 2.0: Closet Deist

Anywho, more Bible 2.0! Its got problems. But it is also free! :D ### Chapter Sixteen: Cellmates The door opened, the door closed. ÔÇ£You'll be safe in here.ÔÇØ Lights came on and Daniel laid Gitta down on a chair in the room, looking around as he did so. The room itself wasn't half bad. There was a...

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