Given the combination of your join date, post count and topic choice you look a lot like a spambot. Your post is a lot more coherent than most spambots and is relevant to the interests of the average user of this forum so this can go to offtopic. If anyone deems this game worthy of discussion they can do so there.

don't listen to it's lies!

Oh its got a western appearance!!!

Spam bot.

Have you ever played with my balls?

1) wrinkled appearance
2) two choices
3) a towering ally
4) options for strategic arrangement