HQ: Shepard, listen up, a BlackMesa Survivor called Breen made contact with the Universal Union and negotiated a unconditional surrender, so this a order, you are to lay down your weapons. I repeat, standdown, we surrender.

Shepard: Lucky coincedence, we made our own little negotiations with ambassador, Mr. Strider, here. I will translate for his highness.

Strider: Ouohuuuh
S4: His Highness proposess a deal. Continued Free highvoltage stimulation to his backyard orifices, in return no prosecution of westpoint graduates for cowardice under fire.

Strider:UUUUUH
S1: His Excelleny voices Concern for his fellow Striders, who have been blown to bits, using Striders.

Strider:UUUUUuh.
S2: The Ambassador protest against our double tongued media, which led him to assume, that humans glue themselves to walls, begging for death, instead of resisiting.

Strider: Ouuuh.
S3: Ambassador Strider is indignant that we disturbed his main religious ritual, which is to stroll down broadway, blasting people right and left.

Strider: OOOOOOOOIIIIIH.
S5: His Lordship explains discontent on the fact that the alien-ass-kicking was not as onesided as he and his diplomatic imunity community expected.