Spring RTS Engine

I already say a similar topic but about another game in another forum, but they got very fun answers there so...

*You dream with spring... (shit I fell on the first one! )
*You try to eat with your hands...
*You think you can breath underwater...
*"Krogoth spam!" is your answer to all questions...
*You think that staying near to a dying person is dangerous...
*You dont have anything against someone pointing the bigger cannon you ever say in life to you and shooting because you think it will never hit.
*You think that there is a unlimited amount of metal on earth.
*You fear that that spider you are just looking to may launch rockets or explode.
*You have bath with your dresses because you think there are invisible cameras in your bathroom.
*You dont cross your garden before checking it with a metal detector.
*You think those jokes are funny. (shit fell again! )

*You walk down the street, thinking "Wow, with a HLT and some DT could defend this intersection pretty well."
*When driving a car, you think that FPS mode sucks and you'd rather drive in classic TA mode.
*You abandoned IRC for TASclient
*Drunken Weselspaem is your idea of a special friday night
*You honestly have strong feelings of dislike for people who play certain maps
*You pretend to be d-gunning stuff when in the shower
*You think "wow! pplspaem!" when the break bell rings at uni
*You risk your relationship because you don't stop playing Spring when you're on the phone with your girlfriend

Boirunner wrote: *You risk your relationship because you don't stop playing Spring when your on the phone with your girlfriend

urk

1v0ry_k1ng wrote:

Boirunner wrote: *You risk your relationship because you don't stop playing Spring when your on the phone with your girlfriend

urk

Uh...i don't do that

* You get Post Traumatic Spring Syndrom ("Flashbacks") in every other RTS Game - loosing with tears in your Eyes starcrafmatches, because the shift-key on your keyboard is brokken.

*You dont leave home because you think that there are snipers waiting outside...
*You kill everone and everthing that its not you...
*You think that energy cables are pointless...
*You dive in the nearier poll then you see airplanes...
*You panic then someone throws a potato in your direction...
*You need a new mouse and a new shift key everday...
*Then you look in the mirror you see a green bar above your head...
*You think the world is flat...
*You begin to press "Ctrl-D" on your keybord then you want to die...

- You think "then" and "when" mean the same thing.

KDR_11k wrote:- You think "then" and "when" mean the same thing.

No, thats then you are ignoring the existence of dictionarys too much!

Boirunner wrote:*You abandoned IRC for TASclient

>_>

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qft

*You make your girlfriend call your penis "Annihilator"
*You want to zoom out when watching a war movie
*You think of nanolathe at very, very inapropriate moments
*You try to hit pause and type "sorry just 1 min" when you have to stop working to go to the bathrom
*You don't like playing on battle.net because games start too fast

Boirunner wrote:*You make your girlfriend call your penis "Annihilator"

No, Penetrator, nub

*Your roommate stops talking to you because of it.

P3374H wrote:

Boirunner wrote:*You make your girlfriend call your penis "Annihilator"

No, Penetrator, nub

ROFL

Boirunner wrote:

P3374H wrote:

Boirunner wrote:*You make your girlfriend call your penis "Annihilator"

No, Penetrator, nub

ROFL

Wrong! If you play TA Spring, you don't have a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, as the case may be.

Dragon45 wrote:

Boirunner wrote:

P3374H wrote: No, Penetrator, nub

ROFL

Wrong! If you play TA Spring, you don't have a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, as the case may be.

Not true!

Boirunner wrote: *You risk your relationship because you don't stop playing Spring when you're on the phone with your girlfriend

Or rather you risk your game by allowing your girlfriend to talk to you while playing Spring......

Dragon45 wrote:Wrong! If you play TA Spring, you don't have a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, as the case may be.

/me points at panda.... nope not true.

*cough*

My Wife played me a game of Spring.

She almost beat me. /blush

- You draw up detailed mod plans during work (or history classes). <- Guilty
- Your idea of "fun relaxation" is pitting 10 bots against each other 5v5. <- Guilty, RAI E&E DeltaSiegeX. Sheer effing carnage! :-D
- You think about how nanolathes could work and how we could make 'em. In real life. <- Guilty, somewhat
- You watch the news about any war currently going on, and think "meh, a good gatorspam could clear out the lot of 'em". <- Not guilty
- You think about how we could connect a computer to a human brain so we can play Spring 24/7. <- Guilty
- You involuntarily think of Spring when bored. <- Guilty
- You enjoy said fact. <- Guilty
- You watch war movies and think about how to make a mod fitting the movie. <- Not guilty, I think

*You ALWAYS before you by a can of spam you ask what kind of spam it is, if it is a jeffery spam or flea spam, you pwn the noob manufactuor with a zipper rush.

*You can tell the difference between a WoW player, and an obese person.

*You beleive you can stop global warming by only building solar, wind, tide and fusion generators.

*You can multi-task (unless your already a girl, then you know how to make a krog fire all its weopons straight at one unit in one go, and force the enemy players units to shoot straight into the air)