Spring RTS Engine

We all know of bash.org.

So ladies and gentlemen, here's SPRINGBASH!!111

http://springbash.lcc-clan.com

All funny quotes related to spring / stuff that happens between fellow springies.

All quotes/sayings of that nature are welcome - they should be REAL though.

Check your spring folder/lobby/logs and see if you can find anything funny - add teh quote, voila!

Idea inspired by SwiftSpear from the secret great justice league underground forum of springies.

[LCC]Quantum wrote: It's moar wetodded then bash!

Wow, super cool! Who's admining submissions by the by? Anyways, I'll transfer over the qoutes I put up on smoths forum, that thread kind of failed there. Not enough smug I think.

Me and quantum admin it.

Everyone's welcome to add stuff, as long as they're real.

I think it's gonna fail on here as well >:(.

SwiftSpear wrote:Wow, super cool! Who's admining submissions by the by? Anyways, I'll transfer over the qoutes I put up on smoths forum, that thread kind of failed there. Not enough smug I think.

everyone in lcc realy

I've added mine from way back in the day. There are a few good ones - I assure you all real. Including swiftspear cursing in #main, lol (at BigSteve if I remember correctly).

I like this one:

[2:54:03 AM] * Channel message: <Decimator> has kicked <Cumshot_King> from server (reason: Get yourself a better name, you can use /rename <name>)
[3:23:57 AM] * Channel message: <Decimator> has kicked <Date_Rapist> from server (reason: I wasn't joking)

Note: 'way back in the day' == atleast 9/10 months ago maybe more

awsome, i had written a simple quote database awhile back for a irc room/game, started as a quotebot in the channel written in python that accessed mysql, then i made a page interface in php, but this one is way better.

Everyone don't forget to vote for the quotes! The system doesn't work if you don't vote for the quotes.

Damnit, i still need to finish the SmuG quote db!

My sole contribution:

[6:20:40 PM] <Hellcom> :X

Relative wrote:My sole contribution:

[6:20:40 PM] <Hellcom> :X

This quote is hilarious thanks for the contribution.

I mean come on it must have some context for anybody to care.

tombom wrote:

Relative wrote:My sole contribution:

[6:20:40 PM] <Hellcom> :X

This quote is hilarious thanks for the contribution.

I mean come on it must have some context for anybody to care.

That was an extract

#main:
[6:15:40 PM] <miki> How u see ur ingame minutes?
[6:15:44 PM] <[FLCL]rcdraco[KoBx]> .ingame
[6:15:45 PM] <[LCC]quantum[K]> type /ingame
[6:15:45 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> /ingame
[6:15:46 PM] <Xardas> type /ingame
[6:15:46 PM] <[XHC]Cabbage> type /ingame
[6:16:13 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> rofl
[6:16:14 PM] <[LCC]quantum[K]> lol
[6:20:28 PM] <Xardas> i thought your name was hitler o,o
[6:20:32 PM] <Hitez> :o
[6:20:34 PM] <Xardas> :o
[6:20:36 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> :o
[6:20:39 PM] <lurker> :o
[6:20:40 PM] <Hellcom> :X
[6:20:44 PM] <Hitez> >.<
[6:20:44 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> =_=
[6:20:50 PM] <Xardas> :[] ma bad
[6:20:54 PM] <[FLCL]rcdraco[KoBx]> >_<
[6:20:56 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> ^.^
[6:20:59 PM] <Hitez> I get that a lot actually
[6:21:00 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> ^-^
[6:21:10 PM] * [K]Tsuyosa[QoMM] is a bit bored
[6:21:14 PM] <[FLCL]rcdraco[KoBx]> <>_<>
[6:21:22 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> ?
[6:21:31 PM] <[K]Tsuyosa[QoMM]> <>_<> = cooooool

OK I'm confused. Did you post that entire quote, or is your name ingame Hellcom?

I thought you'd just posted a quote which was <Hellcom> :X

tombom wrote:OK I'm confused. Did you post that entire quote, or is your name ingame Hellcom?

I thought you'd just posted a quote which was <Hellcom> :X

Ingame name is hellcom, fox stole this handle (Relative) when I "/rename"'d to IaMaBeVeRaGeHoLdEr. So I reverted to my old one from days gone by (Hellcom).

Edit: you know, that might be a good submission, I wonder If I still have the log file for that.

I have a..... long quote, but SpringBash gives me this:

Error performing query. This means there was a problem with the database interperating what was sent to it. Ensure that your database software is compatible with Rash.You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'hullo [21:56:40] <Strategia> hi there! [21:56:44] <Strategia> long' at line 1

Heh, didn't protect against sql insertions I see.

http://springbash.lcc-clan.com/?49 is proof that only 98.305084745762711864406779661017% of the quotes suck.

I agree. tbh I'm offended that I'm not in any of them!

There's a reason for the MINUS ranking button ya'know.

anything hits -5 and it'l be deleted manually by your friendly admin team.

GoatQuote will be created at some point in time.. and it shall pwn...

smrog gotl