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Community building exercise: Post your favorite HHGTTG quote
Posted: 29 Apr 2005, 19:40
by Webbie
Seeing as the movie opens tonight...
Human beings are great adaptors, and by lunchtime life in the environs of Arthur's house had settled into a steady routine. It was Arthur's accepted role to lie squelching in the mud making occasional demands to see his lawyer, his mother or a good book; it was Mr Prosser's accepted role to tackle Arthur with the occasional new ploy such as the For the Public Good talk, the March of Progress talk, the They Knocked My House Down Once You Know, Never Looked Back talk and various other cajoleries and threats; and it was the bulldozer drivers' accepted role to sit around drinking coffee and experimenting with union regulations to see how they could turn the situation to their financial advantage.

Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 01:39
by Webbie
Hmm, dissapointing turnout.
Posted: 30 Apr 2005, 20:41
by Nemo
Ford, you're turning into an infinite number of penguins
Posted: 01 May 2005, 11:52
by Michilus_nimbus
I have absolutly no idea what you're talking about, but Google returned me "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
Is it some kind of absurd radio/TV show?
Posted: 01 May 2005, 20:04
by Nemo
It began as a radio show, then became a series of books, and now is a movie
the books are brilliant, i haven't heard the radio shows.
Posted: 02 May 2005, 08:16
by Neuralize
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
Posted: 02 May 2005, 20:16
by Caydr
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Posted: 02 May 2005, 20:36
by BlackLiger
"Now I've got a headache."
Posted: 03 May 2005, 09:42
by Dave
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value├óÔé¼ÔÇØ you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you├óÔé¼ÔÇØdaft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Posted: 03 May 2005, 18:44
by Gurkha
http://www.globusz.com/ebooks/Hitchhikers/00000010.htm
for those who haven't read it
oh, and:
"This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
straight outta the preface
Posted: 05 May 2005, 02:27
by Zoombie
if we are very lucky, it will be a vogon gurd come to throw us into space
and if we arent lucky?
than the vogon capton might want to read us some of his poetry first
Posted: 06 May 2005, 04:47
by sp2danny72
",exacly in the same way as a brick dont."
Posted: 06 May 2005, 17:29
by Gurkha
"vogons are not above a little corruption, in the same way that the sea is not above the clouds"
Posted: 06 May 2005, 18:20
by aGorm
Ford... my legs are made of wood!!... and your turning into a pengiun!
... and now there floting of to sea...
I just love that whole bit.... its so random.
aGorm
Posted: 10 May 2005, 15:46
by the kitchen sink
Not the hitch hikers guide but the restaurant at the end of the universe,
├óÔé¼┼ôif you have enjoyed the experience of this drink why not share it with your friends├óÔé¼┬Ø
├óÔé¼┼ôbecause I want to keep them├óÔé¼┬Ø