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The yo mama joke thread
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 20:30
by Snipawolf
Got a yo mama joke? yo daddy's are also accepted, lol...
Post 'em
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a strip club and they payed her to put her clothes back on.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 20:36
by BigSteve
Well this in no way tops the above, I actually laughed out load at that one sniper ^^
"yo moma is so dumb she has to stand on a chair to raise her IQ"
ughh redaing that back makes me sad, its horrible, but its a yo moma nontheless, come on community you got to be able to do better than me ^^
besides I need some more jokes to pass of as my own at the pub ^^
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 20:41
by Forboding Angel
prolly gonna get banned for this
yo momma so nasty they make you eat her... on Fear Factor.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 21:14
by Zoombie
Yo mama so fat, she's warping light around her.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 21:27
by Drone_Fragger
Yo mommas so fat, she doesn't go in the bus, Bus goes in her.
Hur, Tis very bad.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:12
by Snipawolf
Hehe, nice ones, I like drones
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:16
by Candleman
Oh.
My.GOD
It's so bad.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:18
by Snipawolf
lol, go Todd
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:26
by Weaver
Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:32
by Neddie
Weaver wrote:Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
Victory: Weaver.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:34
by knorke
Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:43
by Mars Keeper
knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.
Thats the best one!
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:51
by Drone_Fragger
Yo mommas so fat that the moon got lodged in her belly button.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 22:59
by Noruas
Your momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 01:49
by Caydr
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed the commercial break
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 02:20
by Noruas
Your momma is so fat, she always eat the bear.
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 05:32
by Lolsquad_Steven
your mamas so fit, i had to touch her tit.
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 05:37
by nobody2u
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 07:06
by FizWizz
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Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 09:44
by KDR_11k
Your mama jokes are so bad they don't even have them in my country.