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Uwe Boll to box Lowtax!
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 01:53
by Muse
THE CONTENDERS
RIIIIICHARD 'LOWTAX' KYANKAAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUWE BOOOOOOOOLLL
Who will win in this fight of the century!?
Everyone has heard of Uwe Boll├óÔé¼Ôäós challenge to critics. After receiving a slew of horrid reviews for his latest film BloodRayne earlier this year, Boll was incensed and did what any successful filmmaker would do ├óÔé¼ÔÇØ challenged his detractors to a boxing match to knock some sense into them and settle the score. Boll proposed a 3-round match against anyone with the guts to step into the ring with him. The matches would receive international exposure and be filmed as part of his next feature film, ├óÔé¼╦£Postal├óÔé¼Ôäó.
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Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 02:10
by Erom
As much as I wish Lowtax would kick his ass, Boll is a beast, and Lowtax is a skinny internet guy.
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 02:24
by Pxtl
Erom wrote:As much as I wish Lowtax would kick his ass, Boll is a beast, and Lowtax is a skinny internet guy.
QFT. The pictures above speak a thousand words.
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 02:27
by SinbadEV
I don't know... PROBABLY... but boxing is a bit of a weird sport... I mean... not everyone can "tire the guy out by blocking with your face" like rocky.
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 02:39
by FizWizz
so some hack director made a second rate movie, and rather than accept that he sucks, challenged any critics to a fight? I hope he goes down hard.
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 02:42
by Snipawolf
Well, too damn bad..
Thats dumbasses fer ya..
I WANNA CHALLENGE HIM!
(Too bad I'm only 13... meh)
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 03:46
by Caydr
An assclown who can't make movies wearing a shirt for a company that can't make games.
Posted: 08 Sep 2006, 04:33
by Muse
FizWizz wrote:so some hack director made a second rate movie, and rather than accept that he sucks, challenged any critics to a fight? I hope he goes down hard.
The problem is that he challenged the critics to his own game. He has 10 years of amateur title boxing under his belt. He might as well try and make pro or something...he'd get more money.
Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 04:54
by Muse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI
So Uwe pretty much eliminated all of his opponents. Some prior circumstances to the fight which prove Uwe is still an idiot.
1: All contenders chosen had no previous boxing experience
2: Contenders told they were going to get some boxing training with Uwe, none was given
3: Uwe seriously wounded Schneider and Alexander
4: Changed the time limit round end rules to knockout only rules, in which case you either gave up or was knocked out by Uwe.
Just had to fill the end of this thread
Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 12:16
by SwiftSpear
Muse wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI
So Uwe pretty much eliminated all of his opponents. Some prior circumstances to the fight which prove Uwe is still an idiot.
1: All contenders chosen had no previous boxing experience
2: Contenders told they were going to get some boxing training with Uwe, none was given
3: Uwe seriously wounded Schneider and Alexander
4: Changed the time limit round end rules to knockout only rules, in which case you either gave up or was knocked out by Uwe.
Just had to fill the end of this thread
The 17 year old guy had amiture boxing experience... I mean, he never actually fought a match, but he was trained.
Posted: 29 Sep 2006, 00:16
by Dragon45
I'm not one for boxing per se, but an MMA fight - I'm down for that shit. ^_^
Edit: and Uwe is/was semi-pro boxing. Of course he'd kic ktheir collective asses.
Posted: 29 Sep 2006, 00:23
by PicassoCT
He trys to improve his films- and if he would really confess to Tarantino PulpStyle and go Postal- Why not.
But he remains Serious....
At least he can merchandis punching balls with his Face Upon...