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Welcom to ZAMBRA! Here i will reviue books, moives, teliviosion shows and various other things i see. (B for Book, M for Movie, O for wird things on the wall)

Todays Reviue is: Time Bandits(M)
Quote: "They dident make History, they Stole it!"
High Points: Funny, Midgits, EVIL!... oh and Sean Connery
Low Points: Confuzing in the beggining, Wird Ending
Overall: HILARIOUS 90%
Reviue: When god created the big stuff, like Good, Evil, Love, Hate and other stuff, a groupe of midgets created shrubs and tree's. Unfortunatly for them they where sacked and sent to the boring repair department. See the space-time continume is not all its cracked up to be, manily becasue they only had seven days to make it, so the Repair department fills in all the holes in time and space. However the seven midgets decided to use the holes to get stinking rich! After bumbling into a young boy's bedroom, the midgets go through more and more exiting adventururs. First they rob Nepolian blind (who is played by a very young Ian Holm, who played Bilbo) and Agemmenon (played by a very young Sean Connery, who isent in a red diper this time). They also get to relive the sinking of the Titanic and meet Robin hood. However their misadventurs are being monitered by Evil (played by David Waner), who wants the secrits the the midget's time traveling abilitys. They have a map of the eniter univers, whith the time holes and everything. And Evil wants the map! And once he has the map he will controll the world. Interstingly enough God is chashing the midgets, namely because he is mad at them for stealing the map. Cool moive all around!

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Chasem City(B) by Alasitir Reynolds:
High Points: Awsom setting, Cool charicters, REALY cool ending!
Low Points: Its very "well you though THIS was the truth BUT this is realy what hapend". Then five pages later its "But what you thought before was NOT what you though! It was realy this!"
Overall: Cool cat...or book
Reviue: Chasem city takes place in a city at the bottom of a giant chasem (well who didnt guss that one!). It is located in Epsilon Eridan, on a plannet named Yellowstones (whitch was settled by a offshot of americans called "the Amarikanos (dont ask me why, i dont know). It is a realy nice place, with buildings made of nanobots and a totaly nohiracle democracy socity. Every one was happy doing whatever they wanted, as long as it didnt effect anyone else who didnt want to be involved. And that includes readly wird things (like cutting all of their higer brain functions and living like anamals.. but hey its your brain). However, seven years befor the book begins, a horrible plauge hits the city and devistates it beyond all recognition. As a most grim form of exsistence persits in the depths of a post apactaliptic city, a man named Tanner Mariable (the main charicter) steps into the limelite. Kindof. Tanner comes from ANOTHER solor system, hot on the trail of a man he has sworn to kill. When he arives, he has to come to term with a devestated city, a bunch of bored immortals that like to shot people when they have nothing better to do, a horrific secrit from the past, a wird drug circit and a strange atrocity deep from Tanners past... In the end, realy complicated, realy cool, realy awsom. GET IT DAMN IT!

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