Spring RTS Engine

It is time for a little Confession.

I am in fact no interested in Map Making, but a Investigator of the Brotherhood of Dentists and WeightWatchers, since 1976 following a Bakerman who spreads evil thorughout the world. Even abusing Organisations like the GirlScouts to sell his evel Cookies, using the Cookie Addicted as his workers, warriors and helpers on his way to world domination. It`s first puplic attempt to assasinate the President with a Brezel failed, however this Guy is highly dangerous, so what ever you do - don`t eat that cookie. If you still have Cookies of the Indivdual, put them in a Bag and send them to EatThis@hungry.com.

It is .... AF_NTAI (alias Muffin Man alias Darth Vader alias Cookie Monster alias Brian alias Tiffy)

If you already ate a Cookie... contact a Doctor immediatly. There is Help.

Picture of the Evidence - the Evil Bakermans Working Place. Don`t touch anything.



http://www.fileuniverse.com/?p=showitem&ID=3459

PS: Were is the on FU promised Lizzard Porn? And why does nobody anything against experiMental Joke Maps ? And has AF Humor ?

Death to AF! And his world dominating cookies!

Lies Lies!!! This is the work fo the Evil Bannana Emperor!!!! Selling evil forgeries of cookies and spreading lies about the golden cookie land!!!!!

If this is all a lie .. then you for shure don`t have a Problem with X-Raying your Cookies, having a Elemental Analysisation and to test eat a few hundred in Puplic yourself. There Should also be no Problem with regulary inspections of the AF_NTAI Bakery and the RElease of the Secret List of Ingred. the Cookie Monster .. uses to produce his evil.

Further more we request that all armed Gingerman of AF turn over there Weapons and return were they came from.

Anything else will lead into a Clash of Conspirations... there is only one world to dominate over, so stay on your side of the Bakery... then i stay on my part.


signed

PIG ASS O (High Diplomat of the Generous Banana Nation)

Thats it, I'm just gonna say it (cuz we're all thinking it) :

Picasso stop making the "Hey look I'm playing on a ------- table!" and the "Is that a squished bug on the texture!?" style maps, please.

It's not that they look bad, you are indeed a skilled texture artist, it's just not fun to play.

I'm shure you could use your skills to make an intresting and natural looking map that has a real strategy. Just resist the urge to shock people with the 1/2 mile long tooth paste tube and crater sized serving plate maps.

//end opinion

OverDamage wrote:Thats it, I'm just gonna say it (cuz we're all thinking it) :

Picasso stop making the "Hey look I'm playing on a ------- table!" and the "Is that a squished bug on the texture!?" style maps, please.

It's not that they look bad, you are indeed a skilled texture artist, it's just not fun to play.

I'm shure you could use your skills to make an intresting and natural looking map that has a real strategy. Just resist the urge to shock people with the 1/2 mile long tooth paste tube and crater sized serving plate maps.

//end opinion

^

first time I saw this I was like "what"

OverDamage wrote:Thats it, I'm just gonna say it (cuz we're all thinking it):

//end opinion

Its your opinion, yet we all think it? Whatever...

Oh! now I get it! its a table top!

That was not very clear, by the way.

Well, the King has spoken, the Fun is over.. Experimental Joke Maps are now limited to the theme of Nature and Renderdale. Every other attempt will be puplicly executed (and there will be no longer force used to shanghai people into downloading such maps)!

So free to be.. besides the dinning plate is a baking pan...



Gentlemen,
God shave the Queen, especially in betwe...

someone needs to make a ------- skybox

i think these ideas would work really well if they were a bit simpler (less crowded). reminds me of micro machines. it's a shame spring doesn't like texturing steep inclines

I would have Faked a Skybox (with AF in Front of Marching Gingermans - who come out of an Baking Oven, that is a portal into hell

but - i didn`t had
-time
- photo of AF
- and filesize... 20 mb is the magic limit, were people start hating you...

Cookies are golden, and blissful, they arent baked in an evil viking monster, and they only wage war when attacked, usually by evil bannana people from the speedmetal map in #main.

Cookieland demands you remove this slander else the Bank of cookie will confiscate all cookies from those users who have cookies to their usernames who play the map..

We would see the attempt to destroy the prove of your evil doing, as a reason for eternal war, if nessecary lasting thousands of years, till the whole Universe ist destroyed.

Why resist the Empire of the even much more golden Bananas? We fight for Freedom, puplic Health and SM. What are you fighting for?

A slavery of Gingerbreadmen, who have to polish your golden cookie land... were i wouldn`t like to live - if it was the last Place in the Universe.

Cookies can be burned, like there Creators

Cookies ar eidnestructable, try to eat one and you'll fidn you're eating a cookie teddybear and the cookie is running away in the distance, follow it and you'll find you're following a teddybear and the cookie went the other way and got away.

Burn a cookie and teddybear lovers will arrive saying you burnt an innocent teddy bear, do anything to a cookie and you'll fidn you did it to a teddy bear.

Teddy bears are for life! Dont attack them, and certainly dont attack cookies, they're precious little things...

Golum Golum... my precious...

But one Banana Cookie to rule them all

Yes picasso mayhaps it be that youve finally realized this isnt the MoMA and that people want maps with decent gameplay that actually look like something some people might fight over.. instead of a salvidor dali painting..

How many times does he have to repeat "Experimental joke map"?

bannanas and cookies do not mixed, end of.

AF do i need to remind you that you .. you and nobody else, beside yourself handed me out some cookies, for a few Maps i made. Do you really think i would be not evil enought to Experimental with them.
The like Bananas, at 14.000 Ampere ... everything likes Bananas and... its alive. There will be no Mercy - and no more Joke Maps. I use my evil Banana Cookie Chimera to force people into dowloading this map... there is no free choice, there is no longer any "if i don`t like it i don`t dl it" decision. Feel the Force of the Banana-Cookie-Krogoth. Muhahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaah.. he has me, he is eating me alive... aaaaaah no... no.. not my leg, give it back.. i need this much more then you...

Doh!


In case sb is still thinking this is serious and it needs to be serious: No
NO NO NO
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*AF takes back all cookies he handed picassoCT for mapmaking*