Once I played a teamgame of CA on Folsom Dam Dry.
It was the version where you could spend your 1000 starting metal with 3x speedup on build time.
The newbie started in central front spot, at the edge of the startbox away from the metal spots.
Didn't bother to place mexes or build a base or anything, just walked to the center and started making a llt.
The opponent player (Confirmed by watching the replay later) used the starting buildpower boost to build a factory and arrived to the center with just 5 second delay.
Upon seeing the enemy commander, the newbie ran away. But only for a few seconds!
He then turned around and started building a T2 lab.
When (Surprise!!) enemy walked his comm in again, he ran and let the lab get dgunned.
About that time I was like FUCK THIS IM RUSH A KROW, built my own mexes at his abandoned start position, and stared building dragonteeth + hlt defense.
After getting back in safety behind the wall, the newbie started rebuilding the T2 lab (!!), of course in the most genious exposed position just after the d-fens wall (!!!).
This is where the (name redacted) lobby moderator who was temporarily springie autohost admin at that time comes in.
He has a chat with some random players and claims I took newbies mexes. And of course that I should 'give them back'.
So my completed Krow is flying over and I'm like "Okay already completed my tech might as well I guess?", select about half the mexes and give them by using share menu, then go micro the Krow.
It appears that the enemy techer decided to use the exact same teching strat except with the Tier 3 mechs and less metal spots, so I destroy his lab with partially built unit.
I'm all happy flying the Krow all over his base killing fusion when the game suddenly pauses.
And the lobby mod does a .cheat, switches to my team and gives away the remaining mexes, then unpauses.
That is bullshit so I start self destructing.
Then <1 second remaining on the countdown, I reconsider and cancel the shutdown to play out the game normally, and 2 seconds later I get kicked.
The newbie never complained about anything or claimed his mex were stolen or that he wants me to do something.
It is more acceptable to lose the 10% retarded newbies than have a USA politics supporter with mod flag turned on on his account decide what portions of your base should be turned over to random players.
Knowing I'd be rusty, so wanted to chose a position at the back... all taken. Take a spot up front. (map is DeltaSiegeDry)
Shortly after 2 people chose starting positions on-top of me.
Get ordered to move, but I've clicked ready.
Game starts. So does a vote to kick me.
Try to beat vote to the punch with a self destruct.
I'm going to look into my crystal ball to predict what really happened here:
You joined a team game with no idea how to play,
then 'chose' your start position like an autistic neckbeard instantly clicking ready, screwing the other players with a strategy planned out for that start spot.
Then you tried to self destruct, got banned before your 'clever' and righteous griefing plan completed, and came to the forums to defeat the evil haxxers.
Said forums have a disproportionally large population of people who don't play the game but have a vested interest in gaining more new players, (Just one will double the particular games playerbase XD)
so you are guaranteed the moral support.
Congratulations now go play Battlefield 3 or whatever you people do, usually you have to pay for psychoanalysis.