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What about Apples

Posted: 30 Oct 2011, 05:20
by CarRepairer
You ungrateful people should be thanking Apple for all the inventions they brought us.

There's the iPod (a portable music player)
The iPhone (a cellular communications device, try to remember life before that)
The podcast so you can listen to pre-recorded broadcasts.

Oh did I mention the iPhone doubles as an iPod? That's right, you can listen to podcasts on it.

Ungrateful brats.

Re: What about voice commands

Posted: 30 Oct 2011, 10:44
by Columbus
CarRepairer wrote:You ungrateful people should be thanking Apple for all the inventions they brought us.

There's the iPod (a portable music player)
The iPhone (a cellular communications device, try to remember life before that)
The podcast so you can listen to pre-recorded broadcasts.

Oh did I mention the iPhone doubles as an iPod? That's right, you can listen to podcasts on it.

Ungrateful brats.
Stop trolling. :P

Besides, apple wasn't the first to invent most of those, they just made a shiny package for existing technologies.

There were smartphones before the iPhone.
There were "cellular communications device"-s before the iPhone. :roll:
There were "portable music player"-s before the iPod.

Have a nice troll-free day :regret:

Re: What about voice commands

Posted: 30 Oct 2011, 18:23
by CarRepairer
I don't think it's trolling when it's obvious sarcasm. Sorry for offtopic, had to get my Apple rant out of my system. :P

Re: What about voice commands

Posted: 30 Oct 2011, 19:19
by Jools
Who was ungrateful? I like Apple too, but I think they could have let the Siri work for us with earlier models than 4S (but why give something away for free that you can sell for money?). However, dragon dictation app has some of the same functionality and works for us all.

Speech recognition has existed before Siri, I was experimenting quite a lot with WSR and speech macros when I fractured my right hand, and in that case it really helped me. Otherwise, it's still easier to work with your keyboard imo, but SR gives you one extra 'dimension', you can do things behind windows in the backhground, and that's good. I use some macros to ccntrol VLC player (if I want to rewind 15 secs in a movie it's easier to say 'rewind' than to take the mouse and try to find the spot with the slider that was 15 secs earlier).

Still, a computer is not really smart, it only does what you tell it to do. So I don't thik Siri is really smart either (haven't seen it), but it has some nice interactions with wolfram alpha and was it google maps?

By the way, here's a WSR macro that let's you play Insult Swordfighting from Monkey Island with your computer

Re: What about voice commands

Posted: 30 Oct 2011, 19:47
by smoth
CarRepairer wrote:I don't think it's trolling when it's obvious sarcasm. Sorry for offtopic, had to get my Apple rant out of my system. :P
I read it as sarcasm and laughed if it helps...

the father of C died and no one gave two dog testicles.

Re: What about voice commands

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 00:45
by knorke
the father of garbage collection & LISP died as well. :? | :roll:
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I made this:
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its white, has round edges and is hip.
The basic edition starts at 500Ôé¼ buy noaw

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 00:53
by smoth
I LIKE ROUND WHITE STUFF! AND LOOK AT HOW LIGHT WEIGHT IT IS!

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 01:28
by Karl
Needs to be 1 Nano gram beat that.

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 01:42
by MidKnight
Karl wrote:Needs to be 1 Nano gram beat that.
Challenge accepted!

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It's white, round, and microscopic!
...Oh wait.
That's a nematode egg.

Ah well. We'll call it the iEgg. They'll love it!

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 01:52
by smoth
Iparasites, product that becomes a part of YOU!

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 01:54
by Karl
Looks like a another material for my Sofa.

I is getting so mainstream how about E-Egg? Opps Common too well T-Egg! Damnit reminds me one of the Soviet one or the mechanicals
hmm the M-Egg! With MM on it.. uhm no reminds me one of the stupid restaurant hurr... the X! it is soo rare

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 31 Oct 2011, 02:04
by smoth
Karl wrote:M-Egg!
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Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 00:37
by Das Bruce

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 00:43
by Wombat
There's the iPod (a portable music player)
The iPhone (a cellular communications device, try to remember life before that)
The podcast so you can listen to pre-recorded broadcasts.
f**k not given. (doing it right knork?)

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 00:58
by knorke
nein nein nein!

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 01:13
by BaNa

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 01:16
by smoth
There needs to be a techno remix with that in it

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 01:17
by Karl
knorke wrote:nein nein nein!
FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 01:49
by BaNa
smoth wrote:There needs to be a techno remix with that in it
we are getting there

Re: What about Apples

Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 05:05
by REVENGE
To paraphrase:

Bill: Apple's strategy works great...if you're Steve Jobs.
Steve: Microsoft's strategy works great...if you want crappy products.