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My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:44
by SinbadEV
She's visiting Florida this week and keeps emailing how warm and awesome it is there.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:48
by oksnoop2
Why do you care? Your location states:
The Best Part of North America

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:49
by SinbadEV
oksnoop2 wrote:Why do you care? Your location states:
The Best Part of North America
That's a ironic quote from a beer commercial. I want it to be warm and citrussy outside.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:51
by oksnoop2
Me too. It's damp, windy, cold, and grey here.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:51
by Jazcash
The Engine Forums do not act as your personal blog. Please refrain from treating them as such or I will be forced to call for industrial revolt.

This user was warned for the above statement. Please, no back-seat moderation.

As much as your mother may be having a nice holiday in Florida, I do not care.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 17:58
by SinbadEV
Jazcash wrote:The Engine Forums do not act as your personal blog. Please refrain from treating them as such or I will be forced to call for industrial revolt.

This user was warned for the above statement. Please, no back-seat moderation.

As much as your mother may be having a nice holiday in Florida, I do not care.
But no one reads my blog... heck, no one even seems to read my Facebook Updates, Tweets, Buzzs and GoodReads statuses for the most part... I'm not even sure people are reading my emails anymore. My only hope of people caring about my life is to post on a forum I know I can rely on people being too obsessed with to risk missing a piece of tasty gossip in the off-topic sub-forum.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:02
by smoth
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they have facebook for this stuff.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:03
by Panda
SinbadEV, why not just change the subject if it's annoying you? I usually like to hear interesting stuff about other places. It's like listening to a story.

Unless she's taunting you, she may just be really excited about being there and not have anyone to share her experiences with. If that's the case, it's nice and a compliment that she chose you.

Also, I know that you post lots of different things, but why are you posting about your mom? I don't know your mom.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:06
by bobthedinosaur
No "your mom" jokes"? No one is hitting on his mom??? What?!?

I am disappointed with the spring community for missing this opportunity as a blatant admittance of an Oedipus complex.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:07
by Panda
I think that "your mom" jokes are sexist.
SinbadEV wrote:
Jazcash wrote:The Engine Forums do not act as your personal blog. Please refrain from treating them as such or I will be forced to call for industrial revolt.

This user was warned for the above statement. Please, no back-seat moderation.

As much as your mother may be having a nice holiday in Florida, I do not care.
But no one reads my blog... heck, no one even seems to read my Facebook Updates, Tweets, Buzzs and GoodReads statuses for the most part... I'm not even sure people are reading my emails anymore. My only hope of people caring about my life is to post on a forum I know I can rely on people being too obsessed with to risk missing a piece of tasty gossip in the off-topic sub-forum.
No one really reads my blog either. I don't think that they really get into a lot of the topics that I post about. I don't have Facebook or Tweets or anything because I think that it might take up too much of my time. I guess the forum is a nice place to post if you want any sort of response.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:09
by Regret
Panda wrote:I think that "your mom" jokes are sexist.
ur dad

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:09
by Jazcash
Panda wrote:I think that "your mom" jokes are sexist.
That's not what your dad said.

Snap, Regret beat me.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:10
by smoth
that's what she said..

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:12
by Panda
Regret wrote:
Panda wrote:I think that "your mom" jokes are sexist.
ur dad
"ur dad" jokes are sexist too.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:13
by Jazcash
Your parent/guardian.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:15
by Panda
Jazcash wrote:Your parent/guardian.
:regret: Your whole family and ancestors.

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:19
by Regret
Panda wrote:"ur dad" jokes are sexist too.
ur niizh manidoowag

Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:19
by smoth
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Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:33
by KaiserJ
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Re: My Mom Might be a Jerk

Posted: 15 Mar 2011, 18:36
by oksnoop2
Well this appears to have gone down hill pretty quickly, I was hoping for pleasant discussion about weather in various regions. :(