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Food - Buttered Rye Derail
Posted: 22 Mar 2010, 18:30
by TradeMark
SinbadEV wrote:TradeMark wrote:well i actually go with just small slice of meat on it and butter... most of the time im way too lazy to do anything more complex structures on it. sometimes just butter...
Ugh, butter and meat?
I bet you are one of those freaks who puts butter on egg salad, tuna-fish, peanut butter and jelly...
It's Meat+Mayo OR Meat+Mustard Freak!
whats wrong with butter and meat? would taste a bit too dry if it was just meat on the bread
youre weirdo.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 01:14
by JohannesH
Whatever else you have on a bread, always use butter.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 04:08
by Pxtl
I'm with Sinbad. Mayo is good, mustard is good, Dijon + mayo is awesome... butter? Hell no. Meat is meat, and butter is butter.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 04:11
by MidKnight
Pxtl wrote:I'm with Sinbad. Mayo is good, mustard is good, Dijon + mayo is awesome... butter? Hell no. Meat is meat, and butter is butter.
What do you thing restaurants put in your steaks?

Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 04:24
by Pxtl
Butting butter on steak is like putting sprite in wine. If you're going to do that, it had better be crap that isn't good for anything else.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 08:58
by Teutooni
TradeMark wrote:SinbadEV wrote:TradeMark wrote:well i actually go with just small slice of meat on it and butter... most of the time im way too lazy to do anything more complex structures on it. sometimes just butter...
Ugh, butter and meat?
I bet you are one of those freaks who puts butter on egg salad, tuna-fish, peanut butter and jelly...
It's Meat+Mayo OR Meat+Mustard Freak!
whats wrong with butter and meat? would taste a bit too dry if it was just meat on the bread
youre weirdo.
He apparently has no clue what rye bread tastes like.
It's very dry and sour if you eat it plain. I put some margarine on it, a turkey/chicken slice, salad, cucumber and a slice of cheese or two and make it a sandwich.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 09:49
by Hobo Joe
Pxtl wrote:I'm with Sinbad. Mayo is good, mustard is good, Dijon + mayo is awesome... butter? Hell no. Meat is meat, and butter is butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzLVIc-O5E
Also, butter and peanut butter on bread is amazing.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 12:24
by TradeMark
Pxtl wrote:Butting butter on steak is like putting sprite in wine. If you're going to do that, it had better be crap that isn't good for anything else.
you think that bread is steak? huh wtf
take a better look

Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 13:28
by SinbadEV
Teutooni wrote:He apparently has no clue what rye bread tastes like.
It's very dry and sour if you eat it plain. I put some margarine on it, a turkey/chicken slice, salad, cucumber and a slice of cheese or two and make it a sandwich.
Rye (esp. with nice big whole caraway seeds) is AWESOME, and with a little butter or margarine it's even better... I'm questioning the inclusion of butter AND other condiments or toppings (aka Meat) TOGETHER... because no matter how well butter goes with bread it does not go with meat and as such different condiments MUST be used when making a sandwich... the Minor exception is when the butter is used in the preparation of the sandwich and heated into the bread... like Toasted Cheese (Grilled Cheese) Sandwiches or Eggs on Toast/English Muffin.
Also on the subject of butter on steak, if you are referring to the use of butter as a cooking oil, that's different... same thing for putting butter on other things like mashed/baked potatoes... it's really just the sandwich thing that's the problem for me.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 15:03
by Pxtl
Yes, I know that rye is too dry on its own. That's why you use mayo or a mild mustard. Butter and meat in a sandwich is wrong.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 17:17
by TradeMark
mayonnaise? mild mustard?
what kind of a rich bastard are you.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 17:20
by SinbadEV
TradeMark wrote:mayonnaise? mild mustard?
what kind of a rich bastard are you.
When I say Mayo I actually mean "Miracle Whip" and when I say mustard I mean "Dijon Mustard"... what kind of uncultured swine are YOU?
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 17:22
by TradeMark
yeah... you probably would know all the finnish food brands too

what kind of uncultured swine are YOU?
bastard...
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 17:36
by SinbadEV
TradeMark wrote:yeah... you probably would know all the finnish food brands too

what kind of uncultured swine are YOU?
bastard...
Ah, yes, I suppose lack of brand knowledge would have made that come across a little odd...
Needless to say, my implication that "Miracle Whip" was cultured was highly ironic.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 20:19
by BadgerMyBadger
This has become unbearably boring thanks to a moron having issues with butter.
Re: Food
Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 20:23
by Pxtl
BadgerMyBadger wrote:This has become unbearably boring thanks to a moron having issues with butter.
Hey, there's at least two morons who think butter on a meaty sandwich is an abomination unto the lord here.
Either way, food good.
Re: Food - Buttered Rye Derail
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 00:38
by TradeMark
wait, some idiot moderator splitted an offtopic topic from an offtopic forum topic that already had lots of offtopic in it?
obsessed mods with me again... damnit.
Re: Food - Buttered Rye Derail
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 00:44
by knorke
well, this is the only forum i've ever seen where the "spam what are you listening to right now" thread is not in off topic.
so...
also bread+butter+salt

Re: Food - Buttered Rye Derail
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 01:20
by TradeMark
OMG OMG OMG youre making offtopic, this is about buttered rye, leave that damn salt in its own topic. damnit!
Re: Food - Buttered Rye Derail
Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 08:14
by Jazcash
Gonna have to split the split topic.