Spring RTS Engine

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING OJ+VODKA AND WATCHING TED TALKS, AND I'M PROUD TO BE ALMOST AMERICAN. CAYDR, SMOTH, ARGH, .... "THAT ONE THAT'S IN TEXAS AND MAKES THE EVOLUTION MOD"... , UNITE! TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AWESOME GAMES AND PISS ON PEOPLE THAT QUESTION OUR DIVINE ENRICHMENT. WE ARE YOUNG AND TIME IS INFINITE! KIELBASA FOR ALL! MODERATORS, YOU CAN COME TOO BUT YOU HAVE TO STFU AND WATCH IF I PROD SMOTH INTO ATTACKING ARGH.

ALSO THAT GUY FROM NZ GETS AN HONORABLE MENTION.

SOMETIME IMMA KILL MYSELF BUT THAT'S OK, I'LL PROBABLY FINISH AA BEFORE THEN. SMOTH YOU'RE A SLUT. BEHERITH DOESN'T GET ANY MENTION, HONORABLE OR OTHERWISE, YOU'D BE A SLUT BUT NOBODY WOULD HAVE YOU.

MY AVATAR IS NOT A PENIS.

I hope it was cask screwdriver.

I hope your hangover is as bad as mine.

Caydr wrote:SMOTH YOU'RE A SLUT.

FUCK YEAH

but ur avatar looks like penis

I'm not from texas and:

SpliFF wrote:I hope your hangover is as bad as mine.

Oi, THis^^

Even scarier, wtf are you doing up already, lol.

I thought this would be about recent advances.

I hope Your making AA after drinking heavily.

I hope Your making AA while drinking heavily.

Nice story, now, please blow into the pipe. You are aware that you can loose your connection for poasting drunk? Dont drink and leave the sink, simple as that, sir. Dont even think of running away

JohannesH wrote:I hope Your making AA while drinking heavily.

It worked well before

attention++

hangover reporting in

Are we already delirious (so it is save to poast pink elephants and withe- mice, without getting banned for beastfetishism and animalracism?)
Or do we still vomit words in vodka?

All those smilys, so yellow, endstage of liver cirrhosis is my diagnosis. Time to play Barroom heroe. Face down in...

Chilling tale, sibling.

Oh yeah thanks that reminds me, Im back, have there been any recent advances?

Af i luuve you, does that count as a recent advance?

I dont know, I love you too, though I was eating some pringles, and went downstairs, but Im back now, have there been anymore recent advances?

well we changed some minor details. First things first, Spring is no longer a shooter, instead we made it a Adventure to get all the lost potential out of the engine. Furthermore, the devs decided we should spend moar time on implenting rubberducks as playable characters.

Also, a sience called pandalogy was founded, devoted onto finding out why smoths-cuteness-splitpersonality smurf (no gurls on the intertubes, rom-member) likes to hang around here. Current theory is, that┬┤s he is doing it for the fame, knowing that one day, there will be a pandamap with a pandastatue, a pandamod with pandaunits. So hanging around with Spring-nerds is like waiting for Youtube┬▓ at the source of the tubefactory to be first.

In Addition, Springpartisans decided to post offensive Screenshots (Peewee.jpg) in Atari-boards, to get the never solved legal issues finally into court, hoping the other side will overstretch its defenses and never make it to tech 2. Un4chanutly Ataris lawyer have lost the TA-License Ages ago, when toilettpaper was rare, they seemed to use there licenses as spare. And there lawyerz released these note: "But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right buttock, turn to him the other also." And so it was done.

Also ARGH released a Special Edition of PURE, but because he is ARGH and everything must be done diffrent if your workin in the freewilly underground of open Source, he didnt just name it PURE 2: Special Edition, instead we now have a Game called P.U.R.E.F.I.N.E.D.E.S.T.I.L.L.E.D.:FIRSTCHOICE

Several Lobbydevs are workin on a Lobby at the moment that can show this name without comiting suicide in the compiler. Thats about it!