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CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 05:06
by smoth
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Please keep the titles clean

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 05:10
by lurker
while 0 do end

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 05:29
by MidKnight

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for snippet in allOfSpringCode:
    if snippet['author'] = 'MidKnight':
        lol()

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 06:17
by Andrej

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    In the days when Sussman was a novice, Abelson once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

    "What are you doing?", asked Abelson.
    "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe", Sussman replied.
    "Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Abelson.
    "I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play", Sussman said.

    Minsky then shut his eyes.
    "Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
    "So that the room will be empty."
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened. 
"GRUNNUR" [expert]NO_EXCEPTIONS[/expert]

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 09:07
by knorke
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Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 09:27
by lurker
Edit: Oops, I missed that line.

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 27 Nov 2009, 09:39
by bartvbl

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import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

public class haha
{
	public static void main(String[] args)
	{
		JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "You have chosen to delete the internet");
		String message = "Are you ";
		while(true)
		{
			JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, (message + "sure?"));
			message += "really ";
		}
	}
}

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 23:40
by jcnossen
this thread is amazingly unfunny

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 01:36
by Neddie

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this thread is amazingly unfunny
Best code here thus far.

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 01:50
by JohannesH
What is this crap

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 02:19
by Jazcash

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If date = 21/12/2012 then 
world = end

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 20:45
by Wartender
:lol:
also, how to put images inside the post instead of using an attachment?

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 09:02
by Argh
A guy walks into a bar, and says, "hey, bartender, got a compiler I can borrow? I've got a program to run."

The bartender is a little flummoxed, but says, "well, I normally only serve beer here... but... sure, but it only works on Acorn microprocessors."

To which the guy goes, "That's cool, it's a bubble sim".

************

Two assembly-language hackers are working on an ancient mainframe. After hours of labor, they fire up their program, and are horrified to see the output slot spitting out punch cards full of holes- forever.

The senior member looks at his junior's work, and suddenly exclaims, "you fool, didn't you notice that you divided by zero here?"

To which the junior hacker replied, "no sir, it didn't register".

/thread

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 10:55
by Forboding Angel
:lol:
/epic facepalm

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 21:37
by aegis
stop with the backseat moderation.

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 22:33
by Tribulex
well let me just say that this thread is retarded. I would flame everyone who posted in it including myself for reading it, but thats against the rules. Just to make my intentions and feelings clear...

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 05:24
by Argh
Hey, we're sorry buddy, we'll try harder. I tried coming up with a knock-knock joke, but the only one that hit my brain involved LISP, and was fairly dirty.

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 15:18
by Tribulex
I hate this thread. I hope this post completely derails it.

Just in case it doesnt, here is some assistance:


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Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 15:21
by knorke
these guys look very related to coding.
derail failed.

Re: CODE HUMOR (XKDC NEED NOT APPLY)

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 17:11
by Pxtl
Reminds me of this:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

oldie but goodie - programming language inventor or serial killer?