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At the very least, read the "fan favorites" in the column on the right.

that was enjoyable, thank you sir.

shens, but well done ones.

Y'all pay attention. You can't just leave your kids in the daytime heat during the summer. It'll kill them. Same goes for dogs. That's why I only leave my kids in the minivan at night, when I'm drinking. And I park the van behind the bar, so nobody can hear them crying and carrying on! Also, I tell them to hide under some of the rubbish in the back seat.

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So anyway, I've been back on the market, and things have been going really good. Since the townhouse is paid for I can use most of the support checks on new clothes, hair and nails. So I've been looking good at the clubs, and I think I already found myself a new man!

Of course sometimes I think I'm getting ahead of myself. So I make sure he's out of the house before my mom drops the kids off. I'll introduce them to him when I think our relationship is truly ready. In the meantime, I'm gonna keep it on the downlow.

KaiserJ wrote:My 9 year old, Brandon, is an even bigger bitch about the way I treat him in front of his friends. I tried to be cool at the JV football game by handing loose cigarettes out to all his little buddies, but apparently they all thought that was weird.

I actually think there's something wrong with modern kids. I know a woman whose 18-year-old son found some pot in her room and flushed it. He then told her off for an hour or so. I also went to a recent 20-something house party where the guests all got nervous about a joint being produced (nobody wanted any either).

Seriously, are kids all turning into dorks? Is it all fucking red-bull and vodka now? I've NEVER been to party before where drugs were considered uncool. Now it seems generation Z or whatever they're called has some kind bee in their bonnets about it. We had all the "drugs are bad, mkay?" lectures at my school and nobody believed a word of it. What's changed?

Fuck! At this rate it'll be Kool Aid at raves in 5 years.

The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

I, on the other hand, have a much different experience of the 18-25 age group, finding it virtually impossible to socialize without being surrounded by drunk, high, and utterly unstimulating people.

TBH each story seems specifically designed to provoke bleeding-hearts into condemning her for bad parenting. I'm not really convinced any of it is real. We basically have:

* Giving kids smokes.
* Drink driving pregnant.
* Smoking dope, drinking while pregnant.
* Encouraging kids to fight/steal.
* Over-the-top illegal revenge schemes.

Not to say there aren't a lot of bad parents out there but it looks and smells like shock-fiction to me. You really have to try pretty hard to be that blantantly offensive. I think the author is just trying to get a rise out of people.

Trolls on my intertubes? Pimpossible ┬░_┬░

neddiedrow wrote:I, on the other hand, have a much different experience of the 18-25 age group, finding it virtually impossible to socialize without being surrounded by drunk, high, and utterly unstimulating people.

I have no comment on this, as it clearly is not trollbait.

SpliFF wrote: I actually think there's something wrong with modern kids. I know a woman whose 18-year-old son found some pot in her room and flushed it. He then told her off for an hour or so. I also went to a recent 20-something house party where the guests all got nervous about a joint being produced (nobody wanted any either).

Its about rebellion, if your parents do it and don't care, you do the opposite.

Duh.

Just yesterday I started wearing my seatbelt for that very reason. Screw you, mom.

Caydr wrote:Just yesterday I started wearing my seatbelt for that very reason.

Off to the ovens with you!

Goddamn editor.

Ah well, you know me... don't want to be too controversial... I thought seatbelts were at least something I could probably get out there without getting flamed for racism or something but you never know.

Wolf-In-Exile wrote:The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

How could they possibly believe that something written by a Jocelyn Testes-Harder is real?

Wolf-In-Exile wrote:The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

You think the person who wrote that comment was serious?

JohannesH wrote:

Wolf-In-Exile wrote:The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

You think the person who wrote that comment was serious?

You think his post just now was serious?

Why would i think that?

You think I wasn't being rhetorical?

SpliFF wrote: Seriously, are kids all turning into dorks? Is it all fucking red-bull and vodka now? I've NEVER been to party before where drugs were considered uncool. Now it seems generation Z or whatever they're called has some kind bee in their bonnets about it. We had all the "drugs are bad, mkay?" lectures at my school and nobody believed a word of it. What's changed?

Fuck! At this rate it'll be Kool Aid at raves in 5 years.

yeah, seems these days its mostly the losers and/or unemployed who take drugs; Sitting in the corner at a party stoned out of your mind just doesn't have the same cool edge it used to (back when I was 14..)