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Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 02:09
by MidKnight
If Chuck Norris can do it, so can we!
I'll start:
"Creationism, Evolution, blasphemy, all of it! The universe was made by beherith!"
"smoth doesn't make models by hand anymore. He has since fused with the computer, and creates models with the power of his mind.
"The only entity that has ever been known to beat licho is AAI. This is because while normal people possess only one brain, licho has 5 tactial supercomputers, 2 data interpretation rigs, and 3 servers connected i n parallel, in addition to his flight control systems, Nuclear-implosion bomb control system,and weapons timing mainframe (not counting his dedicated point-setting, advice-giving, yelling-at-allies comp). The only reason AAI beat him is that it managed to crash every single one of his systems."
Make funnier ones! I challenge you! (it should be easy
)
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 08:09
by rattle
So you mean take a Chuck Norris fact, randomly replace bits and believe that no one noticed.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 18:20
by KingRaptor
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 18:41
by Spawn_Retard
Well, this thread seems to be full of unfunny, so i thought id post here to contribute to the fail.
Edit:
King, your CA jokes were painful to read
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 18:47
by CarRepairer
MidKnight wrote:"Creationism, Evolution, blasphemy, all of it! The universe was made by beherith!"
Universe needs more FFA maps.
Spawn_Retard wrote:King, your CA jokes were painful to read
We all contributed to the pain. And I stole some of those Chuck Noruas lines from the
Dos Equis commercials.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 00:52
by Forboding Angel
THis one actually did make me laugh tho
jK once wrote a Lua gadget that cures cancer, prevents AIDS and makes your teeth whiter, but nobody could use it because they wouldn't adhere to the terms of the GNU GPL.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 02 Mar 2009, 22:34
by DavetheBrave
WOW POWER LEVELING!THESE SPAMMERS ARE INCREDIBLE
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 02 Mar 2009, 22:39
by REVENGE
Forboding Angel wrote:THis one actually did make me laugh tho
jK once wrote a Lua gadget that cures cancer, prevents AIDS and makes your teeth whiter, but nobody could use it because they wouldn't adhere to the terms of the GNU GPL.
Yeah, this may be the one redeeming post of this whole thread.
Edit: Also:
This page has attempted to be funny like bash, but it's not even half as funny as bash is not.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 02 Mar 2009, 22:40
by MidKnight
lol!
on a side note. nice ninja-delete, mods
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 02 Mar 2009, 22:41
by REVENGE
In other words, bring back springbash.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 02 Mar 2009, 23:02
by koshi
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 03 Mar 2009, 12:13
by REVENGE
<EMMANUEL[GAY]> YOU WIN A POTOTOS FOR YOUR OBEY
Edit: Seriously, some of this stuff is good, but there aren't enough votes so the best stuff floats near the mid.
Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 03 Mar 2009, 16:03
by lurker
Well, this seems like a good thread to dump the earlier spambot text into.
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Re: Spring player 'facts'
Posted: 03 Mar 2009, 16:37
by Hoi
fail >.>
