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Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 17:58
by PicassoCT
Well lets make a Thread about impossible & Insane Features you want to see in Spring- everyone, one at a time, and pleaze no "This would be so cool-" Featurerequests.. this is a serious thread to level up Springs Insanityfactor..
Example: I always thought that a real great comander, not matter in what Mod or what Version, should Hover in a Bathtube over the Battlefield.. so this is my I-request for next Springupdate- give them a way to relax on the Battlefield. All great Comanders in HIstory (Churchill&the RubberDuck), Novels (Hitchhierks Guide) or Animes (Banner of the Stars) fullfilled there Missions in warm Water. This I-Request should have Priorty even over Bugfixing.
Now it´s your turn... beat that..
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 18:04
by Lumpy
With every boxed edition of spring comes a mountable hand that you attach to your monitor..
then there would be an in game button where you get to slap your opponents / team mate for being a tard
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 18:12
by [Krogoth86]
Spring should be ported to DX11!
Top that...
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 18:24
by Teutooni
A clear, easy to use, intuitive ragequit button or a ragequit reminder.
Failing that, lobby autospam features, saying a user defined message like "8v8 hueg DSD come plai epic war!!" every minute in #main.
Should be fairly easy to do, so what's keeping you?
P.S. I really could use Lumpy's tard-slapper. Guess I need to buy the box when it comes out.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 19:04
by Hoi
everyone gets a microphone so you can flame admins if they ban you
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 19:35
by rattle
[Krogoth86] wrote:Spring should be ported to DX1!
Top that...
fix that
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 20:23
by manored
Maps composed of several particles in a huge 3D space that are atracted to each other by gravit forming planets.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 22:00
by Cabbage
Teutooni wrote:A clear, easy to use, intuitive ragequit button or a ragequit reminder.
I programed one quite a while ago, i don't know why everyone overlooks it
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 22:24
by Teutooni
Cabbage wrote:I programed one quite a while ago, i don't know why everyone overlooks it
I think we should have it come with spring installer as default!
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 14 Jul 2008, 22:58
by Cabbage
Code: Select all
Comnap=0
[PLAI]
Comnap=1
[RAEGQUIT!1]
Feel free to commit it, i don't mind sharing my deep technical knowledge for the good of the community..
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 00:16
by Elkvis
A fully dynamic weather system. With water that was completely dynamic and interacted with land, objects, wind, explosions, and also broke into surf wave if necessary. rain, wind, storms too.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 01:37
by Dragon45
i haev insane feature request
a properly multithreaded engine LOL!
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 01:56
by manored
A thought-based interface.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 04:02
by REVENGE
Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 11:23
by Teutooni
REVENGE wrote:Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.
Oh wow, that truly was an insane suggestion.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 12:05
by Machiosabre
Dragon45 wrote:i haev insane feature request
a properly multithreaded engine LOL!
I thought multi threading was in next version :-
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 12:32
by Michilus_nimbus
A Belgian government that doesn't fall every 4 months.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 19:12
by Muzic
REVENGE wrote:Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.
Or atleast our PR guy
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 19:32
by PicassoCT
I demand Russian Roulett- Spring- Option.. once you lose, Spring erases your hardrive, overheats your CPU... so this Game could be your last one..
PS: Ragequit counts as loss.
Re: Insane Feature Requests
Posted: 15 Jul 2008, 19:44
by Peet
Michilus_nimbus wrote:A Belgian government that doesn't fall every 4 months.
lua!