Spring RTS Engine

New darkstars blogpost:

http://www.darkstars.co.uk/2008/star-trek-lavatorials/

Fufnakel?

moomin?

plz tell me why i care again

Those are actually not fat asses, they are shitpads. Same goes for pubic bulges.

I was going to post something totally awesome and profound and then I found out we were talking about sci-fi shitters in the same forum.

The enterprise needs a restroom like the one in the picture below in order to keep the recycled air fresh. I saw a travel show that had an excerpt about famous bathrooms. They were very elaborate and nice looking, each with their own theme like the one in this picture.

StarTrek Guys have BorgNanoteleporters in there Asses, transporting there Shit directly into the WarpCore (containing the Stuff you find in chemical Toiletts)

That is also the Anwswer why the Teleportation System so often malefunctions in dangerous situations- somewhere up there, someone is shitburning...

Holodeck for carefree Shit in every possibloe Century- from StoneAge to 21 Century, there goes the wholeworm to the wormhole..

Tribble for Bathing Sponges!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble_(Star_Trek)

This Thread is official primitiv, so i feel free to set another heap here:

Lets collect famous public toilett Graphitys...

"Wie einst der Führer sitz ich hier, die braunen Massen unter mir!"

What happens when they need to go but they're under attack and the teleporters are down? And they become 'overloaded'

AF wrote:What happens when they need to go but they're under attack and the teleporters are down? And they become 'overloaded'

They throw shit at the enemies, like stink bombs!

But how do they gain access? There's a borg nano transporter blocking entry??

TV Series' need more norovirus outbreaks in their thin plots...

Also,

Dragon45 wrote:plz tell me why i care again

AF wrote:But how do they gain access? There's a borg nano transporter blocking entry??

Ah, I don't know, maybe they should invent a back up freeze drying machine.

Yes but eventually the available storage space will become overwhelmed by waste and internal spewage and explosive ejection will occur

If the Urge gets to great, you can still drop the WarpCore- and hey, where do you think the Replicators get Mass & Energy from? It is a closed Systme, that´s why after some Situations, everybody goes to the ------- were the MasterChief serves the same Shit every day..

PS: Somebody remember the Photonstorms the old Enterprises went through from Time to Time- well the Truth is, there were those Pipes the Shit went through to reach the WarpCore, and frome Time to Time, the System Failfunctioned nearly shaking the Ship appart. So there was only one Sollution- Photontorpedos...

If i remember right there was once this Borgcube, with a heart Shaped Opening, so lower your shields, surrender your Ships, it´s your blumper, its a me Mario Locus of Borg....

PicassoCT summons provoked Nerd & Trekkiehord +40

WHAT?!

I was lost at the tribbles

AF wrote:But how do they gain access? There's a borg nano transporter blocking entry??

That's is right, and what about anal sex? can they remove them for that?

You cant possibly tell me and futuristic human society expects that many men on a ship, in camp outfits, not to partake in a little arse play.

Panda wrote:

AF wrote:But how do they gain access? There's a borg nano transporter blocking entry??

Ah, I don't know, maybe they should invent a back up freeze drying machine.

Freezing drying? In my pants. No thankyou.

Sex in the startrek universe? Perhaps if your a vulcan in the enterprise series, or captain kirk.....

Beam it up Scotty- you will definatly need help from the Engineers & Mechanics for Sex in this far off Future..

Cant be helped.. at least you don´t have the Trouble that i imagine to occur daily in star Wars Universes beds..

Yes, two Wookies Officer, they screamed the whole night through, loud as hell, and of all that the sex was just 5 Minutes, the remaining time it was a discussion, how to part the giant Dreadlock they became and were to find the scissor

PicassoCT wrote:Yes, two Wookies Officer, they screamed the whole night through, loud as hell, and of all that the sex was just 5 Minutes, the remaining time it was a discussion, how to part the giant Dreadlock they became and were to find the scissor

ROFL