Whatever happend to Riker?
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:36
In response to Alantai Firestar... I found thsi (by asking google the question...)
http://taspring.clan-sy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1524
maybe it helps...
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On Board the Enterprise E
{Riker is leaving to go to a "conference" on Risa, if you know what I
mean}
Troi: Bye Will, don't forget to write!
Worf: Please kill someone for me!
Picard: Don't forget to never come back!
Crusher: I won't miss you!
Data: The U.S.S Stoned is ready to go.
Picard: Stoned? What the **** kind of name is that for a ship.
Is the Federation a bunch of drug dealers now? Oh well,
hurry up and beam him over.
Data: They have confirmed Commander Riker's transport.
Picard: Good, now blow them out of the sky, Mr Worf.
Worf: Serious?
Picard: Would it matter if I wasn't?
Worf: No. Torpedoes away. Target destroyed.
Picard: Very good. If anyone wants to question my orders, now is
the time to do it. No one? Good, I've trained you well.
Now, with Riker dead, I can maybe sing solo.
Troi: {muttered} Hopefully so low we can't hear you.
Data: Captain, I am detecting a life sign.
Picard: Drat, it better not be Riker. Beam him to the bridge.{Data
beams him to the bridge} Good gosh, it's Ben Schlegel!
Ben: I just flew in from the U.S.S Continental and boy are my
arms tired!
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Theres a lot more but it aint about riker no more...
you can read it here...
http://www.slightlywarped.com/stories/ben.html
aGorm
http://taspring.clan-sy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1524
maybe it helps...
________________________________________________
On Board the Enterprise E
{Riker is leaving to go to a "conference" on Risa, if you know what I
mean}
Troi: Bye Will, don't forget to write!
Worf: Please kill someone for me!
Picard: Don't forget to never come back!
Crusher: I won't miss you!
Data: The U.S.S Stoned is ready to go.
Picard: Stoned? What the **** kind of name is that for a ship.
Is the Federation a bunch of drug dealers now? Oh well,
hurry up and beam him over.
Data: They have confirmed Commander Riker's transport.
Picard: Good, now blow them out of the sky, Mr Worf.
Worf: Serious?
Picard: Would it matter if I wasn't?
Worf: No. Torpedoes away. Target destroyed.
Picard: Very good. If anyone wants to question my orders, now is
the time to do it. No one? Good, I've trained you well.
Now, with Riker dead, I can maybe sing solo.
Troi: {muttered} Hopefully so low we can't hear you.
Data: Captain, I am detecting a life sign.
Picard: Drat, it better not be Riker. Beam him to the bridge.{Data
beams him to the bridge} Good gosh, it's Ben Schlegel!
Ben: I just flew in from the U.S.S Continental and boy are my
arms tired!
____________________________________________________
Theres a lot more but it aint about riker no more...
you can read it here...
http://www.slightlywarped.com/stories/ben.html
aGorm
